<p>You’ve gotta read this (it’s **** long) :
<a href=“http://forums.bluedistortion.com/viewtopic.php?p=21630[/url]”>http://forums.bluedistortion.com/viewtopic.php?p=21630</a> </p>
<p>AAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…</p>
<p>i read that…haha that kid is a freakin genius…i laughed the whole way through :D</p>
<p>yeah… same here. 
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA…
You could call me a slow reader, i’m still reading it lol. :D</p>
<p>Haha, read the whole thing a few days ago. I’m definitely getting a single now.</p>
<p>yeah, me too. I’ve asked my uncle to convince my dad into allowing me to get a single.</p>
<p>eeeeew.yuck. gross. gag. uugh…</p>
<p>"His toilet was inoperative at this point, so he used mine for a time, until I refused him access. Later I would find out that he shat in garbage bags and kept them in the common room closet for weeks. More on this later. </p>
<p>He set fire to our carpet with alcohol during a party. He ****ed in the fridge. He shat in the fridge. He shat in the crisper drawer. He shat on the oven top, and instead of cleaning it up, turned on the burner, reasoning that carbon is easier to clean than feces. "</p>
<p>eeeeew.yuck. gross. gag. uugh…eeeeew.yuck. gross. gag. uugh…eeeeew.yuck. gross. gag. uugh…eeeeew.yuck. gross. gag. uugh…eeeeew.yuck. gross. gag. uugh…eeeeew.yuck. gross. gag. uugh…:D</p>
<p>AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :D</p>
<p>it get’s better</p>
<p>I JUST COULD NOT READ AFTER THAT…I WONT BE ABLE TO SLEEP IF I DO…
JUST IMAGINE…NIGHTMARES INVOLVING…s h i t t i n g roomates…eeeew. <em>gasp</em></p>
<p>rotflmfao!!!1111oneeleveN!!1@</p>
<p>You do realize this is ridiculously rare, right? At Cornell the worst I’ve heard of is a roommate who drinks too much, plays music too loud, or sleeps on a weird schedule…</p>
<p>Don’t be afraid to have a roommate because of the horror stories. Almost everybody I know is very happy with their roommate(s).</p>
<p>yeah, must be rare. The reason i posted it is coz it’s sooooo frickin funny. AAAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA</p>
<p>I still cant stop laughing.</p>
<p>Masterfully crafted.</p>
<p>At Cornell I don’t think you’re giong to have problems with your roomate defecating on the carpet and other random places.</p>
<p>You are definately not going to have these roomate problems at Cornell. If you don’t like your roomate, you can ask for a room change.</p>
<p>“Suddenly I saw that there was a guy about 6 feet tall wearing a beige suit about two feet away from me, so I flipped the **** out and tackled it. It turned out to be a cardboard standup of Captain Kirk Jed got somehow.” </p>
<p>hahahahahahahahahaha</p>
<p>That was hilarious but incredibly frightening at the same time. I don’t know how anyone could crap as much as this guy!</p>
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<p>You obviously have not ventured to the 5-5 hall of Dickson.</p>
<p>Or trying to film himself get some from a girl on your bed… (Dickson 2-5)</p>
<p>i thought this was funny for a little while- then i got really scared. it was like reading the script of a horror story, almost. “insane vocalizations”? can you imagine what this situations must’ve been like? he’s obviously way far gone; what a creepy guy.</p>
<p>this is awful! creepy…oh, so creepy</p>