Worst Titles for College Essays

<p>Got a couple more:</p>

<p>Abortion: How I obtain my favorite food</p>

<p>Long Wang: The life story of an African American adopted by Asian parents (and the writer of the essay is actually Asian)</p>

<p>Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Bone: The magic of unprotected sex</p>

<p>“8=D - -O” - What I really learned from my algebra teacher</p>

<p>Jeffrey Dahmer: How I taught my best friend to BTK </p>

<p>From A to D: How getting breast implants affected my freshman year grades</p>