<p>Men Are Just Happier People–what do you expect from such simple creatures?</p>
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<p>No wonder men are happier! 
I thought this was funny, even though some things may be a bit exaggerated (like cutting your nails with a pocket knife, ouch)</p>
<p>lol!!! ;)</p>
<p>yeah guys have it easy… so it’s okay for us girls to complain about things :P</p>
<p>ya, we have to suffer in so many things… like our monthly bets frenz visiting us… :mad: :p</p>
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<p>I’m not stopping you. By all means, wear a white T-shirt–better yet wear no T-shirt. I won’t stare…hard.</p>
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<p>Eh…not quite. You see when puberty hits…</p>
<p>What are you referring to chest? pitts?</p>
<p>Sarorah,</p>
<p>Actually, that particular case is not an exaggeration at all. Perhaps you are thinking of the simple pocket knife that has just a blade or two. Real gadget hounds carry a Swiss Army knife that has, among other things, a tiny pair of scissors, a file and tweezers. Particularly complete models even have a magnifying glass. The scissors work really well on fingernails, even when using your off hand to cut the nails on your dominant hand. I use mine all the time for that purpose.</p>
<p>The biggest exaggeration is that the garage is all yours. Given half a chance, the spot where you used to park will fill up with a random assortment of stuff that your wife wants to sell at a garage sale in the indefinite future.</p>
<p>hmm…I think I might almost be low-maintainance enough to be considered male! I was a bit surprised how many of those applied to me. I can never understand how girls can stand wearing uncomfortable clothes/shoes, or why they would pay such ridiculous amounts for them. Or why anyone would actually give up sleep in order to put on make up or “do” hair or iron, or whatever it is they do for 2 hours getting ready.</p>
<p>here is to you women…
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<p>lol… ;)</p>
<p>ahh, but we still suffer :(</p>
<p>We also see humor in everything. Such as when girls say that guys have it so much easier, the only complaint they can come up with is their period. We’re not simple creatures, but we try our hardest to be. Sometimes we think, “Roman Holiday was such a romantic movie,” or, “I should ask that guy for directions,” but we quickly correct ourselves.</p>
<p>“6. We’ve never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.”</p>
<p>Really? I mock my female cousins for doing that (of course, they fall for the male characters…)</p>
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Life is awesome.</p>
<p>lol, well now that some of this stuff is cleared up, can anyone explain why men don’t ask others for help with directions? If I’m going with my mom anywhere, she’ll stop at least 5 times to ask for directions. And if I’m going with my dad, we’ll travel around forever until he figures it out himself, and he doesn’t care how much time we lose. And cynthia, I have to say, lots agree that pain is beauty :p</p>
<p>Because we know how to read a map :p</p>
<p>Also because those who us who don’t don’t want to admit that we don’t belong to the first group…</p>
<p>the first group? one time my dad didn’t even have a map, and he was still determined to find the place on his own. Is it a personal thing like “i can do it” or an ego thing or what?</p>
<p>Now, how about a post explaining why men are such jerks??</p>
<p>the list in the original post is lame in my opinion, its just based off of gross overgeneralizations.</p>
<p>disgusting.</p>
<p>Well the post was intended to be humorous, I didn’t create the list.</p>
<p>“Because we know how to read a map.”
This is not necessarily true, I got lost with a friend and her boyfriend, who supposedly knew how to read a map, when we finally figured out where we were going he discovered the he had the map upside down. The guy might have claimed to know how to read it, but he didn’t.</p>