<p>the whole essay isn’t sarcastic. wanted to attract your attention… but there is a sizable amount of sarcasm</p>
<p>i figure i should test the waters on here before sailing them at the admissions office. the essay starts off sarcastically and bashing (not of yale, don’t worry) but it progresses into a heartfelt “why i love yale” kind of essay. i’m wondering if the adcom would appreciate my sarcasm or think i was the worst kid on earth</p>
<p>i’ll send it when i finish (with discretion, though)</p>