Groton or St. Mark’s?
St. Marks <3
Thacher or Exeter?
Exeter, I like a big campus.
SPS or Andover?
SPS,
I am curious as to why St. Mark’s over Groton…
Exeter or Andover
Yeesh, that’s a hard one. I think I would have to go with Exeter because bigger campus and Andover has A LOT of students. Exeter does too and I like a lot of people but over 1000 seems like too much. Anyway…
Westover or Kent?
Kent.
Exeter or Lawrenceville?
Lawrenceville. Way more chill. B-)
Hotchkiss or Cate?
Hotchkiss
Taft or Loomis
Y’all really love cold weather 
I’d pick Cate and Thacher over any East Coast schools. Much warmer (and I’m not just talking about the weather).
Their acceptance rates are already lower than most… so maybe it is a good thing everyone is focused on East Coast schools. No need to make it even harder for applicants to gain admission!
Tabor or St George, for those who like the cold and want beautiful ocean views?
St. George, and @ilovechoateeeee i would have to go with Loomis because when I went there it felt a lot warmer than taft.
Groton or Milton?
Milton!
I’m gonna expand on why SMS over Groton—personally I think SMS is prettier and more geared towards what I’m interested in.
Hotchkiss or Taft?
Neither. Both have Saturday classes. I choose local public school!
JK. I’d go with Taft…better wifi.
Loomis or Peddie?
Loomis as they are in Founders League… Better Sports
Milton or Middlesex
Middlesex
Miss Porter’s or Groton?
or
Avon Old Farms or Groton?
(based on gender)
That’s a hard one… Is it just me or do all three of those schools seem perhaps overly aware of their heritage and prestige in stuffier circles?
I’d probably go with Groton either way.
Choate or Deerfield? There’s only one right answer. Choose carefully. 
And the answer is Choate.
SMS or SAS?
@CaliPops yes, that is absolutely the right answer. And I choose SMS
Loomis or Berkshire?
I choose the Red Sox (since someone played a terrible joke on lightning and just changed his avatar)
…and Loomis
NMH or Lawrenceville?