Would you....

<p>like to see the Donkey Show?</p>

<p>NO! I refuse to see the donkey show. You’ll have to kill me first, which defeats the point.</p>

<p>In that case, I’ll make you part of the donkey show.</p>

<p>Oh no you wont.o_o I never want to be within 50 miles of a donkey show.</p>