<p>at a funeral for a widow’s husband, you tell the widow:</p>
<p>“I can’t go all my life waiting to catch you between husbands.” (gone with the wind) </p>
<p>in the middle of your wedding you randomly halt the ceremony by stating:</p>
<p>"Father, I choose Prince Ali! " (aladdin)</p>
<p>seeing your teacher outside of school:
"We just keep running into each other, don’t we, street rat? " (aladdin) </p>
<p>okay i thought up some bad ones but ill think of some better ones later.
your turn! go go go</p>
<p>At an interracial marriage, “OMG, you can’t just ask people why they’re white!” Points if there’s someone named Karen in the vicinity.</p>
<p>*After peeing in a cup at a doctors office.</p>
<p>“I’d like to propose a toast…”</p>
<p>ahha, those made me laugh.</p>
<p>On a PA system</p>
<p>“ONLY YOU CAN HEAR ME”</p>
<p>At a widowed woman’s second marriage:
“In second husband let me be accurst! None wed the second but who killed the first! The instances that second marriage move are base respects of thrift but none of love. A second time I kill my husband dead when second husband kisses me in bed.”</p>
<p>To your date: “Let us go then, you and I, when the evening is spread out against the sky, like a patient etherized upon a table.”</p>
<p>On trial.</p>
<p>Judge: Are you <em>insert name</em>?
You: I hope so, I’m wearing his underwear.</p>
<p>^ Real Genius! I love that movie</p>
<p>Hmmm tough one.</p>
<p>Principal: Why do you have such a diciplinary problem? Whats your deal?
You: There’s 3 weeks left of school give me a fuc**** break!</p>