<p>damn… I must be captain obvious today.</p>
<p>I have a friend named jonathan who’s a freshman at Yale this year. He’s in JE residential college. and his roommate is named…? you guessed it! Jonathan</p>
<p>oh my god. the news anchor was doing a story on tookie williams, and she gets up to the part to say gov. schwarzenegger but she says, “schwarzennig…” then pauses and they go to commercial</p>
<p>AAHAHAHAHAH</p>
<p>This story would be better if his roommate was named Edward.</p>
<p>My lips are chapped, and Burt’s Bees is sort of making them sting.</p>
<p>I have blue eyes and naturally blonde hair. Damnit, I should have included a photo with my application.</p>
<p>ever try being ‘jose’?</p>
<p>At the Yale info session I went to, the admissions officer told this story about how one year when they were doing room assignments, he thought it would be hilarious to put all the Pauls into the same residential college. But then the other admissions officers made him change it :P</p>
<p>Yes, I have tried being Jose. For about a week. Ehhh, didn’t really do much for me, so I switched back.</p>
<p>maybe you should go for josephina.</p>
<p>I have blonde hair, blue eyes, AND i’m from KS where teaching intelligent design was recently made legal!</p>
<p>youre so in!</p>
<p>haha…yes!</p>
<p>Hmh
704 of last year’s ealry admission applications were admitted.
704 of 3933
but
wouldn’t that group be top heavy in recruited athletes and legacies?</p>
<p>good, it’s about time educators realize intelligent design is much more accurate than this evolutionary theory hogwash</p>
<p>i cannot cannot cannot even abide that you might be joking
tell me you’re joking</p>
<p>officegirl: That’s a good question. I really want to know the answer, too. I’m, of course, talking about the admission statistics and not ID.</p>
<p>yale doesnt accept ID believers.</p>
<p>duh!</p>
<p>and people wonder why i want to go out of state…</p>
<p>Why do I believe in ID? It’s simple. Humans are much too complicated to have evovled from a single cell. We must have had a creator who designed us.</p>
<p>Yale HATES intelligent design. I got an email that says so…from Jeffrey Benzel…that says I’ve already been admitted, too…and that I can go for free…</p>