<p>im goin to be so angry if harvard dont have 4ply i heard u cant get into bb’s w/o using 4ply toilet paper</p>
<p>Columbia has pretty good toilet paper.
Can’t you just buy your own toilet paper and carry it around everywhere? Sounds like a good idea to meeee!!</p>
<p>Kind of gives new meaning to the term “third tier toilet”.</p>
<p>wow this thread is hilarious</p>
<p>Tetrishead, your point concerning the distribution and functionality of German tissue is well taken. However, it cannot be lost upon any student of the subject that the Germans are not known for their softness, neither of manner nor of toilet paper. While there are surely exceptions to this rule, the enforced omnipresence of bathroom tissue in Germany cannot make up for low production values. A balance of quantity (prolific) and quality (painfully thin) must be reached.</p>
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It doesn’t matter because once German toilet paper has reached Poland it will branch out and take control of Switzerland. Once it combines the highest quality toilet paper with machine-like efficiency the Germans will be impossible to stop.</p>
<p>We have digressed, sir. Or madam.</p>
<p>You all are too young to have used German toilet paper. Back in the 1970s, most European toilet paper had the consistency of wax paper and came in single sheets the size of travel pack tissues.</p>
<p>I suspect the Ivies, et al, use shredded application essays as the base component for their TP.</p>
<p>Thanks. I needed a good laugh!</p>
<p>It is my understanding that when President Levin rolls out the new financial aid initiatives, the packages will be wrapped in YITP (Yale Issue Toilet Paper). He is challenging other schools to follow suit so students have all pertinent documents as they make their decisions. Families making over $180,000 will also be issued samples of YITP for comparison purposes. </p>
<p>There are reports that other schools will follow suit, however some universities have some concerns about the trickle down effect.</p>
<p>^ rofl! thats the best post so far.</p>
<p>what makes you say Oxbridge has lost its prestige?</p>