<p>-If you believe Vietnamese children should shut the hell up and work harder
-If, when a new Ferrari comes out, your thoughts turn to your employees’ pensions
-If you believe Enron’s defense that nothing about what they did was illegal
-If you support the elimination of all capital gains taxes at the expense of Medicare
-If you support imperialism to get those damn oil prices down
-If you would be first in line, cash in hand, at the Columbia Drug Cartel’s IPO
-If you plan to own a Yacht named “Worker’s Health Insurance”
-If you have the Gordon Gekko speech to the Teldar Paper shareholders memorized
-If you believe Martha Stewart was “small time”
-If you put stock symbols on the license plates of your fleet of luxury cars
-If you have given serious consideration to both your pre-nuptial and your divorce lawyer
-If you are “Not interested in making friends, only making money”
-If you would sell anything not bolted down, including people
-If you have a one-way ticket to Rio and a stash of cash under your bed</p>
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<li>if you voted NO on the proposal to raise your university employees’ salaries.</li>
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<p>LMAO pure genius…</p>
<p>-if you plan to retire by the time your 40…(mark cuban)</p>
<p>-if you get paid to do laundry </p>
<p>-if you tried to re-enact Boiler Room in real life</p>
<p>-if you go to Hong Kong first day after graduation because they are going through their industrial revolution and you wanna “help out”</p>
<p>-if you think Tokyo’s rappongi district is the perfect place to make “contacts”</p>
<p>-if you ski at Zurich, Switzerland</p>
<p>-if you talk to a broker during boring lectures at college</p>
<p>-if you make out your college tuition by selling “mary jane” on campus</p>
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<li>if your screenname is pre-medwannabe and you want nothing to do with medicine because there isn’t enough (money) in it for you…haha</li>
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<p>You’re a GMIBS:</p>
<p>-if you change majors every time the new “highest paid careers” report comes out of the Bureau of Labor Statistics’ Occupational Outlook.</p>
<p>-if you are double majoring in Accounting and Computer Science with a double minor in pre-med and pre-law.</p>
<p>-if the only question you ever ask your business professor is, “what can I expect for a starting salary in…?”</p>
<p>LOL!!!</p>
<p>-if you look for clubs solely for the purpose of getting into leadership positions</p>
<p>-if your dream job entails working 90+ hours a week doing tedious, monotonous work.</p>
<p>hhaha Premed your a funny kid</p>
<p>I actually love the Gordon Gekko speech, the one he gave the Teldar, and the one he gave to Bud Fox</p>
<p>"The point is ladies and gentlemen that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of it’s forms - greed for life, for money, knowledge - has marked the upward surge of mankind and greed - you mark my words - will not only save Teldar Paper but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you. "</p>
<p>“Sand bagged me on Bluestar huh? Thought you could teach the teacher a lesson that the tail can wag the dog huh? Well let me clue you in, pal. The ice is melting right underneath your feet. Did you think you could’ve gotten this far this fast with anyone else, huh? That you’d be out there (with) someone like Darien? Naw… you’d still be cold calling widows and dentists tryin’ to sell 'em 20 shares of some dog (sh.) stock. I took you in… a NOBODY. I opened the doors for you… showed you how the system works… the value of information… how to get it. Fulham oil, Brant resources, geodynamics and this is how you freaking pay me back you cockroach. I gave you Darien. I gave you your manhood I gave you everything. You could’ve been one of the great ones buddy. I look at you and see myself… WHY?”</p>
<p>A man is only as powerful as his friends.</p>
<p>I join every club with an alterior motive. I’m always thinking three moves ahead.</p>
<p>Or when you spend a year studying abroad in London with the number one reason being that it will look good on your resume and to make contacts with recruiters and institutions over there. The cultural eperience part was behind the making contacts and connections part.</p>
<p>if your dream job entails working 90+ hours a week doing tedious, monotonous work.</p>
<p>THAT WOULD BE ME!!! Well as long as I get paid my $100k for working twice as long as the average college grad (45 hrs/week at $40k/yr)</p>
<p>“THAT WOULD BE ME!!! Well as long as I get paid my $100k for working twice as long as the average college grad (45 hrs/week at $40k/yr)”</p>
<p>Your sights are to low. 100k is unnacceptable to me. That is garbage.</p>
<p>100k out of undergrad, first year.
150k second year.
Third year…screw that, I’m getting my MBA at Wharton, compliments of my employer 
I’m expecting at least 300k after I get my MBA at Wharton.</p>
<p>“I’m expecting at least 300k after I get my MBA at Wharton.”</p>
<p>Ok now your being overly optimistic</p>
<p>ihateca you know absoultely nothing about business whatsoever.</p>
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<p>That’s a strong accusation. Do you have any proof to back it up? If not, it’s merely your opinion.</p>
<p>“I’m expecting at least 300k after I get my MBA at Wharton.”</p>
<p>This would be pretty strong proof. I know for certain that the average salary for an MBA graduate is not close to 300K. Granted, there are always special cases (top students) and perhaps you will be one of those.</p>
<p>But still, expecting $300K straight out of the gate shows inexperience and naivete. (I wouldn’t phrase it as strongly as “knowing nothing about business”)</p>
<p>itd be pretty hard to get into wharton mba after only two years of job experience. the average is five years.</p>
<p>right, I hate CA seems to be so far out of touch with reality it’s hard to know where to start, he’s off on everything he has ever said</p>
<p>He also said he would have a salary of 150k in the second year which is FALSE. Salaries aren’t bumped up 50k after a year to a mere grunt.</p>
<p>in finance, 2 years is perfectly acceptable compared to other areas that deal more with management. </p>
<p>Your cant expect 100k right out of grad, few actually get that kind of compensation. It usually ranges more between 65k-85k, second year averaging 90-110k. Thwaw are numbers i got from a few workers at bofa securities who have also talked to former college mates at goldman and citi. </p>
<p>But pay also differs year to year, so you never know. During the first tech bubble, kids were being pulled straight out of finance undergrad and getting 150k with a plethra of jobs to choose from. We are moving into another tech boom, not bubble, so wages will probably start rising, but no where near the prices from 6 yrs back.</p>