<p>I love this list. I don’t know if prospective students will get any of it, but it’s enjoyable if you do. You’ll get them all once you spend some time here. </p>
<p>-You actually know what a Hoya is</p>
<p>-You just might kill the next person who asks you what a Hoya is</p>
<p>-You beat up a 5 year old who cut you in line for cotton candy on Georgetown Day</p>
<p>-You’ve looked up from your beer while on the rooftops on a Saturday, then laughed at that kid reading in Lauinger’s</p>
<p>-You’ve looked up from your work and silently cursed that kid drinking beer on the rooftops</p>
<p>-You constantly complain about Leo’s, but will gladly wait in line every Thursday for chicken fingers</p>
<p>-You either have no idea where Yates is, or are there every day</p>
<p>-You have Wisey’s, Domino’s and Quick Pita programmed into your phone</p>
<p>-Senior year, you have an AA sponsor before you have a job offer</p>
<p>-You’re on a first name basis with John, the Wisey’s Bum</p>
<p>-You’ve gone to 2nd floor Lauinger just to hang out</p>
<p>-You get a warm fuzzy feeling that you’re back home when you see the Dixie Liquor sign</p>
<p>-You were an OA/move-in aid just so you could have 5 extra days to party before classes</p>
<p>-You know how long it’s been since last we met</p>
<p>-You’ve almost killed yourself trying not to step on the seal</p>
<p>-You’ve debated politics in between keg stands</p>
<p>-You’ve commented about how much you like [insert restaurant/hotel chain, country, etc here], and someone in the group says “Yeah, my family owns that”</p>
<p>-You’ve come home drunk really late, and your nursing major roommate is just getting up for clinical</p>
<p>-You signed up for GAAP to get prospective students drunk</p>
<p>-Your pneumonia might’ve had something to do with a fountain</p>
<p>-You’re a member of Hoya Blue because you always knew we’d have a great basketball team again (or you just like getting drunk on Tuesdays…)</p>
<p>-You or your friend “only smoke when you’re drunk” (which is 3-4 nights a week)</p>
<p>-You’ve bruised your knees chalking Red Square</p>
<p>-You’ve spent your last 3 bucks on the best slice of Philly pizza ever</p>
<p>-Your favorite holiday is Halloween</p>
<p>-You’ve had to squint and close one eye to read the refusal of treatment to a GERM</p>
<p>-You’ve sat in John Carrol’s lap and told him what you want for Christmas</p>
<p>-Any time someone from out of town comes to visit, you go to the Tombs</p>
<p>-You still have no idea how Lauinger’s looks like Healy</p>
<p>-You can’t wait for spring so you can hang out on “Healy Beach”</p>
<p>-Whether or not you admit it, you love popping your collar</p>
<p>-You’ve justified eating a Chicken Madness because it has the four major food groups</p>
<p>-You’ve heard about, but have never been to, the Starbucks in Leavy</p>
<p>-You’ve sat in a giant green lawn chair</p>
<p>-Your Jesuit professor can drink you under the table</p>
<p>-You’ve ever spent a lifetime crossing the Key Bridge</p>
<p>-Even though you point them out to anyone who comes to visit, you’d rather walk 3 blocks out of your way than climb the Exorcist stairs</p>
<p>-You look down on GW students and their low SAT scores (but go to their parties anyway)</p>
<p>-You signed up for every single club at SAC fair frosh year, and then ran out of space on your email account</p>
<p>-You’ve flashed East/West Side gang signs across the Village C Patio</p>
<p>-Daedalus is like an addiction you’re tyring to kick; each time you go, you swear it’ll be your last</p>
<p>-While wasted/on a walk of shame, you’ve had the most difficult conversation ever when you got in the elevator with the chaplain-in-residence</p>
<p>-Beirut is not a place, or even a game, but a way of life</p>
<p>-You gave up Natty/Beast for Lent</p>
<p>-Yes, the wait is worth the GUGS burger</p>
<p>-You’ve walked through a wedding reception in Dahlgren wearing sweatpants and a dirty T-shirt</p>
<p>-You can’t decide which you hate more - Housing or OIP</p>
<p>-You were so wasted at Homecoming you rooted for the wrong team</p>
<p>-Your favorite day of the year is Free Scoop Day at Ben & Jerry’s</p>
<p>-You play that 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon game to connect yourself to Pierce Bush, Pat Ewing, and the Prince of Jordan</p>
<p>-An internship on the Hill/in the White House is so freshman year</p>
<p>-You took out an extra loan to cover your M Street expenses</p>
<p>-All your friends are from Jersey</p>
<p>-You have a fake, but only use it at Towne</p>
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<p>-You’re actually 21 and can finally go to Dixie/Wagner’s</p>
<p>-Your school will sell you cigarettes, but you have to walk 6 blocks to CVS for condoms</p>
<p>-You’ve seen Jack the Bulldog walking his Jesuit</p>
<p>-You call GERMS when you’re sick (or just to have another witness to how many times your roommate puked that night)</p>
<p>-You “cook” at Leo’s (breakfast sandwiches, M+M waffles, pasta with chicken in a creamy tomato sauce, etc)</p>
<p>-You’ve left the Tombs ****faced, and instead of going back downstairs, you relieved yourself in the garbage alcove across the street</p>
<p>-You tell time by the chiming of the Healy clock tower bells</p>
<p>-The crowd at the football game consists of you and fifteen friends</p>
<p>-You need to go to VA to get anywhere in DC</p>
<p>-You get offended when you have to pay for admission to a museum</p>
<p>-During finals week, you keep track of how long you’ve been in the lib by the number of empty Awakenings on your desk</p>
<p>-You’ll wait hours in line to get tickets for Rangila or hear Colin Powell speak, but have never been to a Hoya football game</p>
<p>-Your stilletos get stuck in the rooftop grate or in between cobblestones every 10 minutes… but you still wear them every night</p>
<p>-The guys at Dixie ask if you’re feeling better if you didn’t stock up the previous weekend</p>
<p>-You’ve turned around in line at the caf and been eye level with Roy’s waist</p>
<p>-You noticed whether or not your/you’re was used correctly in this list</p>