<p>By Erin (congratulations on your graduation! we’ll miss a good editor in chief )</p>
<p>" …you don’t know who is the bigger school namesake: George Washington or Chancellor Danforth.</p>
<p>…most of your Wash. U. apparel consists of free shirts, because the sweatshirts at the bookstore are too damn expensive.</p>
<p>…more salt ends up on the ground than actual snow.</p>
<p>…you wake up to the sounds of construction</p>
<p>…you know you will never get a snow day.</p>
<p>…Uggs are seen all year round.</p>
<p>…you think the Loops is what a “real college town” is like.</p>
<p>…your freshman dorm has been demolished, or is at least slated for destruction.</p>
<p>…there are more prospective freshman on campus in the spring than actual students.</p>
<p>…the typical weather is rainy, with a chance of sun and possible earthquakes and maybe tornadoes."</p>