You know you're obsessed with the SAT when...

<p>Begin your SAT story with “You know you’re obsessed with the SAT when…”</p>

<p>I’ll start: </p>

<p>You know you’re obsessed with the SAT when you’re an eighth grader, but you study problems in the blue book during study hall.</p>

<p>You know you’re obsessed with the SAT when you have dreams that accurately predict your score.</p>

<p>You know you’re obsessed with the SAT when you get a 2400.</p>

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<p>You know you’re obsessed with the SAT when you wake up at 3 AM to check if your SAT score is up</p>

<p>You know you’re obsessed with the SAT when you stay up til 1 in the morning practicing.</p>

<p>You know you’re obsessed with the SAT when you retake with 2300+.</p>

<p>You know you’re obsessed with the SAT when you’ve memorized which scores correlate with which percentiles.</p>

<p>You know you’re obsessed with the SAT when you have nightmares about vocab lists attacking you. :P</p>

<p>You know you’re obsessed with the SAT when you take practice tests everyday.</p>

<p>You know you’re obsessed with the SAT when you’re trying to set a record for most perfect 2400s by one person.</p>

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<p>(Caveat: It’s part of my job description)</p>

<p>…when you compulsively spot unidiomatic and ungrammatical language in every day life.</p>