Tiramisu, Black Forest Cake, profiteroles, almond torte…okay, pastry of any kind 
TJ’s cookie butter.
Overwhelmingly sweets it seems. There are a few mentioning the savory, but by far are in the minority. Interesting.
Lately I have been craving very sugary candy. @JustaMom5465 I crave Sour Patch Kids. And if I can find them, I love root beer candy.
Black walnut ice cream, Boston creme filled doughnuts, and Goetzes caramel creme candy.
And Pina Coladas.
Gooey butter cake
In-N-Out Burger’s double/double cheeseburger with animal fries.
For those not on the west coast, animal fires are fries topped with melted cheese, thousand island dressing and grilled onions.
Häagen-Dazs chocolate peanut butter ice cream. I stray to other flavors on occasion, but I always return to the classic.
Speaking of Häagen-Dazs (expands your azz), mac nut HD - only found in HI! When we stayed in Maui, we trekked 3.5 miles RT nightly to get a scoop and eat it on the beach… Then Duke’s opened… man. I have two words: Hula Pie! Mac nut ice cream, but even deadlier. ?
This was a very bad idea for a thread! Reading it when hungry, is an even worse idea!
That maple bacon sounds divine @anomander
Brach’s Candy Corn
Oreos
Onion rings
Bacon
Fwiw, I don’t think any particular food is sinful. (Too much of it might get you into trouble, though.)
@momo2x2018 OMG, I was eating it like candy while ruminating that every bite had all the essentials made famous by a certain book: salt, fat, acid, heat. It’s basically bacon (transformed into crunchy, melt in your mouth goodness by heat), with a maple-syrup + vinegar + salt + habanero reduction glaze.
But back on topic, the Haagen-Dazs lovers on this thread seriously need to try their Irish Cream Cookie Squares. I seriously can’t buy these because I’ll eat them all in one day. Or maybe one hour. https://www.haagendazs.us/products/spirits/irish-cream-cookie-squares
I just gained five pounds reading this thread.
@anomander I was just thinking, how good that bacon would be if sprinkled on top of vanilla ice cream?! OMG!
Love their burgers, but those fries sound incredibly gross.
Savory: Dry aged ribeye steak (50 days)
Sweet: Maple ice cream with candied bacon
…but only in moderation
Cheese fondue!
High fat ice cream with nuts and possibly chocolate. (lampert’s In Hawaii, B&Js, etc.)
Steamed Crab dipped in Old Bay and real butter
See’s Toffee ettes, I’m really proud of myself - we just flew home from the west and I didn’t buy any.
Kettle chips done in peanut oil with helluva good onion dip.
White wine - but it’s not a food, it’S a beverage.
Chocolate and nuts of all kinds except Brazil nuts. Together or separate or together like Nutella right out of the container.
Sweetened chestnut paste
Torrone
Rum babas
Berry genoise
Victoria sponge
Coconut mochi