<p>Oh, Schmaltz, I wish you’d go first and give us an example.</p>
<p>But, what the heck. . .</p>
<p>Colleges: None. (Why should I waste years on education when I won $100 million in the lottery?)</p>
<p>Occupations: Whatever the heck we feel like doing. Traveling. Tending our rose garden. Managing our investments. . .</p>
<p>Residences: We have a bunch of them. Forget where they all are. . . </p>
<p>My one vehicle is a chauffeur-driven limo. I hate driving.</p>
<p>I’ll keep my 7 kids. Actually, I’ll have 10 after that lottery win. </p>
<p>Stranded? I’ll take that survival expert Bear Grylls. At least he knows which bugs are safe to eat. And since he can start a fire without matches, he can do the cooking. I’m sure we’ll be rescued in 3 days, max.</p>