<p>Imagine you’re 35, give the best and worst case scenario of where you are at age 35; including number of kids (if any), job type, married vs. single, home, etc.</p>
<p>Best: Rich mother***a, hot wife that invites her freinds over to help soothe me after a long day, live in a huge glass apartment in NYC (or LA), no kids, those epnis pills I took at 20 finally kicked in. I turn out to be more fu</p>
<p>Worst: I got hit by a car and died. There is a God, and he heard all those nasty things I said about him. I find out that, in hell, David Hasslehoff is the evening attraction :(</p>
<p>Two kids, early retirement, wife who doesn’t talk too much, 4 bedroom house.</p>
<p>Best/unrealistic: Living in Florida with a decent home, working for NASA as an astronautical engineer and working as an Imagineer for Disney (of course, I have to do both.), no kids…I ****ing hate kids, I plan to be like Samantha from Sex and the City – an old ass ho. </p>
<p>Worst: Dead.</p>
<p>Lets see…35…</p>
<p>Ill have graduated from columbia at the age of 22.
2 years as an investment banker.
2 years of MBA
Then’ll be 26.
I’ll start my hedge fund and have a net worth of at least 50 million by 35.</p>
<p>Hopefully then I can retire early and live where I’ve always wanted to.</p>
<p>In the highlands of seattle with a big teched up glass house overlooking the space needle.</p>
<p>edit: oh yea, 2 kids and an intelligent, and fun loving woman known as my wife.</p>
<p>Best: Multi-millionare succesfull business agent, about to get married, no kids yet but soon, in incrediable shape, living in large Beverly Hills house and possibily have a condo in Hawaii, owning a few nice cars and being on top of my golf game.</p>
<p>Worst: Besides dead, living at my parents house as a college drop out working a low paying job or struggling out of college to find where I want to work. Fortunetly I will not alow this to happen, worst comes to worst I’m joining the Marines.</p>
<p>best would be 5 or more wives, living on an island, with so much money that i wouldn’t have to work.
worst would be addicted to drugs, mooching off my parents and stealing from friends/family.</p>
<p>To be completely honest, I don’t think that far into the future. I’ll take every year as it comes and enjoy it to my fullest ability.</p>
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<p>Why the HELL would you want more than one wife? At times, I wonder if I could even live with one!</p>
<p>(Eventual) Second wife is graduating highschool.</p>
<p>Best case scenario: I’ll commence my presidential campaign. ;)</p>
<p>Best case scenario: I’m famous, d00d. Broadway, movie-star, you bet.
Worst case scenario: Well… dead, right? I mean I could list horrible things but if I didn’t even live past 35 I think that would be worst of all.</p>
<p>Here is my plan</p>
<p>Step 1: Graduate College at age 21
Step 2: age 21-34 ???
Step 3: Profit</p>
<p>Best: Become a police officer or an FBI/CIA/Other alphabet agency agent (would be a miracle and a ton of luck) after I graduate working somewhere in counterterrorism doing something. Maybe marriage and kids in there somewhere maybe. And grad school maybe. Obviously I do not know.</p>
<p>Worst: Dead.</p>
<p>Best: ER/Critical Care Nurse(Lulz, I’m a d00d) working 3 days a week and babying my motorcycles the rest of the week and a wife who won’t make me sell them when we finally decide to have kids. Maybe a cross-country ride thrown in there and a plethora of vacations to remote places.</p>
<p>Worst: I hate nursing, join the military and be some sort of medic there or become a civilian paramedic. Still cool, but timed wasted finding what I want.</p>
<p>That, or being dead… lol. Even worse than being dead is being crippled or on my deathbed in pain. :(</p>
<p>Best: I’m the owner and head chef at my cafe and its very successful. 1 husband. 1 kid. 4 dogs. Live in a ranch type home. medium sized but great kitchen and lots of acres. I take in abandoned/abused farm animals while trying to find them a home and give a permanent home to some. Includes goats, cows, pigs, etc. To top it off lets dream I’ve been featured on the Food Network.</p>
<p>Worst: Single or divorced, living in an apartment working in health care (thats what my degree will be in). Friendless, never traveled, no animals. Never went to culinary school or worked in the food industry. (I’m also assuming here that I’m not dead and was never in some awful accident in which I was paralyzed).</p>
<p>I should save this so I can read it in 15 years and see if I’m a huge failure or not.</p>
<p>35… Inherited and expaned family business, 2 kids (1 boy, 1 girl about 2 years apart). Hot wife, inherited my dad’s huge house and money. Have a black S550 4-matic with massaging seats and a heated steering wheel and a Porsche cayman or boxster for the weekends and those “I feel like the ■■■” days and my dad can share it with me. An Audi q5 for the wifey and mom to share. My and my cousin will be co-presidents of the family company and expand it to reaches beyond imagination: Banks, hedgefunds, insurance firms, we already got the financial firm part down. Maybe a mortgage/real estate firm too. Watchout, we taking over.</p>
<p>Best: Owns successful real estate/design business, married to billionaire, published writer, lives in amazing NYC loft with a shoe collection that’ll put Imelda Marcos to shame </p>
<p>Worst: Old hag paper-pusher</p>
<p>Best: Living in large house at Sonoma Beach, been married to wonderful person for five years, got rich from book deal after proving P ≠ NP.</p>
<p>Worst: Live in water tunnel under a highway, have some sort of painful chronic illness.</p>
<p>successful lawyer… partner at some nyc law firm, living in an awesome manhattan apartment. i don’t want kids, so a dog or something will suffice. maybe married, but who knows</p>