<p>So where’s lala land anyway?</p>
<p>Hint: My neighbor is Santa Claus.</p>
<p>Dang, I wish Santa was my neighbor. Probably get some pretty neat stuff. Must be awfully cold though. I though I had it bad here is Massachusetts.</p>
<p>It’s WAY too cold, i am wearing 5 layers of clothing right now ( we can’t afford heating).</p>
<p>Winter has got to suck. What with the no sunlight for 4 months. </p>
<p>So I gotta ask: does Santa force the elves to work in sweatshops conditions? I don’t see how he could make all those toys without 16 hour days. Plus I don’t see how he could afford to pay them much.</p>
<p>yea, thats why he chooses to work in isolated areas, he would get arrested for abusive labour had he lived in a more civilized region.</p>
<p>Makes sense. I wouldn’t want the heat coming down on the operation either.</p>
<p>How does he fit all those toys into his sleigh?</p>
<p>yea sorry, santa came over and invited me to a cup of tea at his place, when I refused he threw a hissy fit and said" DAMN YOU LIBERALS."</p>
<p>Sounds like Santa needs to take it easy.</p>
<p>Then again, he is an international crime lord, and has to always be on edge.</p>
<p>haha^
he needs to chill</p>
<p>I’m actually doing an expose about how Santa uses Christmas as a cover for his activities with Columbian drug lord and Russian arms dealers. Sure, he delivers the “toys,” but I’m convinced that he’s also transporting narcotics and arms around the planet while using his influence and magical Christmas powers to evade the authorities. There really is a War on Christmas, it’s just not one in the sense we imagine.</p>
<p>Want to help me blow his cover?</p>
<p>I’m actually doing an expose about how Santa uses Christmas as a cover for his activities with Columbian drug lord and Russian arms dealers. Sure, he delivers the “toys,” but I’m convinced that he’s also transporting narcotics and arms around the planet while using his influence and magical Christmas powers to evade the authorities. There really is a War on Christmas, it’s just not one in the sense we imagine.</p>
<p>Want to help me blow his cover?</p>
<p>Why not??
but you know santa’s a Bad, bad boy.</p>
<p>You know all the right things to say. Ya know its just too little, too late.</p>
<p>Cheesemaster: who was that???</p>
<p>Don’t know. Maybe one of Santa’s Columbian drug lord spies.</p>
<p>He has eyes everywhere you nkow.</p>
<p>that was me you silly fabulous boy you! that was me singing jojo! I know you two prolly conspired against me in secret PMs</p>
<p>Wow, my internet connection isn’t freaking out anymore.</p>
<p>Columbian drug lord it is!!!</p>