<p>why you little PUNKS IF YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING TO IGNORE ME AND GET AWAY WITH IT YOU DONT KNOW JACK ABOUT ZIP! JACK ZIP. ZIP JACK. JACK JACK JACK. i REMmEmber when JaCK TolD rOsE that he loved her</p>
<p>Good timing though. I need to get my fix. <strong>shakes</strong>cough, cough**</p>
<p>you guys are funny. This isnt going to deter me in anyway</p>
<p>A ■■■■■ is a fearsome member of a mythical anthropomorph race from Scandinavia. Their role ranges from fiendish giants – similar to the ogres of England – to a devious, more human-like folk of the wilderness, living underground in hills, caves or mounds. In Shetland and Orkney tales, ■■■■■■ are called trowe, adopted from the Norse language when these islands were settled by Vikings.</p>
<p>Nordic literature, art and music from the romantic era and onwards has adapted ■■■■■■ in various manners – often in the form of an aboriginal race, endowed with oversized ears and noses. From here, as well as from Scandinavian fairy tales such as Three Billy Goats Gruff, ■■■■■■ have achieved international recognition, and in modern fantasy literature and role-playing games, ■■■■■■ are featured to the extent of being stock characters.</p>
<p>Sorry…couldn’t help myself.</p>
<p>BRAND! LONG TIME NO TALK! This place has gotten to me! I should have never found out there was a cafe!!</p>
<p>That’s interesting brand. Do you think that Santa employs ■■■■■■ as overseers in his elven sweatshops? Maybe they’re his enforcers too?</p>
<p>Yeah I feel your pain man. This place is like the Hotel California.</p>
<p>brand is my friend, but craze isnt…neither is caulkmaster. I meant countmaster. I mean cheesymaster. I mean cornymaster. I mean master of the corn</p>
<p>I love that song by the Eagles</p>
<p>No idiot i actually know brand lmao! He was telling me that this place is like the hotel ca in that you never want to leave. DUH. I even have pms with the kid so chalk one point up for me for making you look stupid</p>
<p>“Do you think that Santa employs ■■■■■■ as overseers in his elven sweatshops?”</p>
<p>I believe the Bush administration is investigating this phenomenon as we speak. As you, and anyone with a brain knows, the United States formally conquered the North Pole in 1882. The war was brutal, and I believe there are still feelings of animosity. Many speculate that the elves are alive and well and have learned the secrets of nuclear weapons from North Korea. Canada is also thinking about building a 7,000 mile fence to keep illegal ■■■■■■ out. Things are getting messy.</p>
<p>It’s great. Kind of funny story though. Two summers ago I went to China, and everywhere I went that song was on the radio. Everyone there loved it. That really surprised me.</p>
<p>Santa, eh? <a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/showthread.php?t=226611[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/showthread.php?t=226611</a></p>
<p>I just put that song on my ipod, it’s great for joggin to. </p>
<p>Hey Cheese, why is Santa always in Red? If he was holding some kinda sweat union, it certainly makes since to go with Commi colors.</p>
<p>That’s a great theory and all Chaos, but I saw Santa ******* my sister so I still believe.</p>
<p>I am everything you want I am everything you need I am everything inside of you that you wish you could be I say all the right things at exactly the right time but I mean nothing to you and I dont know why!</p>
<p>I remember learning about that in my US history class. I hadn’t realized that the elven resistance had gained access to nuclear weapons though. Sounds like things could get messy. </p>
<p>Canada’s border fence sounds good though. I wouldn’t want any ■■■■■■ taking any Canadians jobs.</p>
<p>last winter he got stuck in my chimney.</p>
<p>Hey cheese, i think ■■■■■■ would be too tough to manage, especially for elves. But i really don’t know.</p>
<p>yea, neither would I</p>