<p>Elves have powers beyond what you can imagine, i’ve experienced it for myself.</p>
<p>I’m sure you have, with your “peace pipe” :)</p>
<p>Chaos: What part of magicall elven workshop and reindeer don’t you understand?</p>
<p>Smallz: I think that’s how he tricked the elves into working for him. He advanced a dream of elven-human communist equality, but really he just wanted to enslave the elves for his own foul, drug transporting purposes. It’s kind of like Animal Farm. He has to maintain the illusion. However, I have heard that he spied for the commies back in the cold war.</p>
<p>Ahhh…it all sounds so simple now. Thanks.</p>
<p>Yea, elves are pretty extreme. It takes a lot of work to keep them down.</p>
<p>and you know this because?</p>
<p>I’ve had numerous encounters with them, usually in darkened back alleys. They’re tricky. But ■■■■■■ have brute strength and magical powers, so they can totally tool on elves.</p>
<p>Santa hired Xena warrior princess to stifle an elven rebellion in 2001 (yeah, that’s why the show was cancelled). Contrary to popular belief, Lucy Lawless actually is a warrior that trained under Tibetan monks for 12 years before killing 27 Austrailians and taking over their production company.</p>
<p>Well…the point of this is, the elves realized how powerful she was and are afraid of her Xena screech. So, if you are ever cornered by an elf, now you know what to do.</p>
<p>God’s speed.</p>
<p>But ■■■■■■ are dumb.
I thought that intelligence always won over physical strength, guess not.</p>
<p>Normally yes, but physical strength + magical powers > intelligence.</p>
<p>Plus Santa supplies any intelligence the ■■■■■■ may lack in abundence.</p>
<p>No, common misunderstanding</p>