<p>First Florida and now Maryland:</p>
<p>[Sheriff:</a> Maryland student, 21, admits eating housemate’s heart, part of brain - CNN.com](<a href=“http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/31/justice/maryland-alleged-cannibal/index.html]Sheriff:”>http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/31/justice/maryland-alleged-cannibal/index.html)</p>
<p>So like, New York will be getting hit soon. Hopefully regents will be canceled.</p>
<p>It’s funny how all the major news starts in Florida…Martin…Casey…the Miami things. -___-</p>
<p>It probably came from an undocumented zombie outbreak in Cuba - it is only 90 miles off the coast of Florida -OMGILEARNEDSOMETHINGFROMAPUSH.</p>
<p>I’m living in zombie land woo</p>
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<p>BETTER START WATCHING ZOMBIELAND</p>
<p>Cardio
The Double Tap
Beware of Bathrooms
Wear Seat Belts
No Attachments
The “Skillet”
Travel Light
Get a Kick Ass Partner
With your Bare Hands
Don’t Swing Low
Use Your Foot
Bounty Paper Towels
Shake it Off
Always carry a change of underwear
Bowling Ball
Opportunity Knocks
Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
Limber Up
Break it Up
It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
Avoid Strip Clubs
When in doubt Know your way out
Zipplock
Use your thumbs
Shoot First
A little sun screen never hurt anybody
Incoming!
Double-Knot your Shoes
The Buddy System
Pack your stain stick
Check the back seat
Enjoy the little things
Swiss army Knife</p>
<p>LOL. Oh gosh! I love that show.</p>
<p>Another Rule: Lock yourself in a booth. It’ll come in handy</p>
<p>See…it’s reading stuff like this that makes me even more anxious about residential college life. If people weren’t zombies, kleptomaniacs, anarchists, and other things, we wouldn’t have much of a problem.</p>
<p>Weeknd you’re in Miami?? Run! I’m on the east coast next to Orlando and some girl is trying to gather a group to sniff bath salts…<em>sigh</em> little does she know what tht guy had wasn’t real bath salt…smh</p>
<p>I feel like this has randomly come into the “spotlight”. I hate to say this, but incidents such as the ones in Miami and MD aren’t that rare. I remember an incident a few years ago where some lady ate her own baby’s brain. There was also the story of rapper Big Lurch and his girlfriend and I’m sure (if you’re into that?) you could find more. There are some crazies out there!! For some reason, the media is going crazy with the whole “Zombie Apocalypse” when, you know, this actually happened. Like, these are real people who were killed/injured because some whackos snapped and the media is having a field day at the expense of their suffering! THE ZOMBIE MADNESS MUST STOP. (It’s actually freaking me out, haha) 
Miami seems like a WILD place, though! haha</p>
<p>Of course crazy things happen in Miami! Where anything goes! From wearing no bathing suit to eating some guys face off…</p>
<p>Zombies have problems too.</p>