A Meta-thread to save us all time

<p>nceph, obviously you didn’t do due diligence on the correlation between co-ed bathrooms and binge drinking. Tsk tsk.</p>

<p>Can I change my screen name to “futuretitsparent” without losing my post count (Harriet - I’m gonna catch up!)</p>

<p>Can anyone suggest a college for my neighbor’s D who wants to know the top ten schools where you can Pre-game IN the co-ed bathrooms and not get in trouble with the RAs or campus police?</p>

<p>Just naviance drinks per minute vs number of coed bathrooms to get an answer using the college lookup function</p>

<p>Oh geez, is there a correlation between binge drinking and co-ed bathroms? Can someone post a link to a study that will show that? I’m not really sure how to use Google to search, and I’m not really into doing my own research anyway. Thanks in advance!!</p>

<p>MOWC – When you say “not get in trouble with the RAs or campus police,” do you mean not get pregnant by them? That’s my biggest concern.</p>

<p>Since when is “naviance” a verb???</p>

<p>the English language is going to h***.</p>

<p>I think it was right after Google became a verb.</p>

<p>And what’s the point of waiting 60 seconds between posts? Doesn’t the cc community want my brilliant insights as soon as they pop into my head???</p>

<p>I appreciate your brilliant insights (but only when you agree with me)</p>

<p>Where CAN’T you pre-game in the co-ed bathrooms without getting into trouble with the RAs or the campus police? I’ve never heard of anyone actually getting into trouble with the RAs or the campus police at a top-10 school, unless it’s because they let their parents visit.</p>

<p>While realize it is not in the top 10, so barely worth mentioning, Miami-Ohio seems to have some strict RAs. I’m not sure what the RA/student pregnancy rate is, though. I’ll call the Dean and ask.</p>

<p>On another topic, if a kid takes up soccer the summer before senior year and is pretty good, will Harvard give him a full athletic scholarship?</p>

<p>Most probably. A definite shoo-in, start wearing the T-shirt. Never mind</p>

<p>the T-shirt, get a Crimson tattoo!</p>

<p>Maybe its also time to get your dream car and dream house, you will</p>

<p>be getting so much financial aid !!</p>

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A kid at another h.s. in our county got one, so I don’t see why not. He should just be sure to let the coach know he’s “pretty good.” Schools like Harvard have such a hard time finding good soccer players these days.</p>

<p>MOWC-
I think Harvard is currently giving full scholarships for thumb wrestling, Chinese handcuff-pulling and Rubix cube solving. In their music department, however, I hear from very reliable sources here that they are offering full rides for playing the kazoo, didjeridoo dulcimer or musical saw. To play more than one is a definite hook.</p>

<p>I myself am hoping that Harvard gives full scholarships for overpriced latte drinking while surfing CC, because I am <em>so</em> in if that is the case. Barista! Over here – and bring me a muffin while you’re at it.</p>

<p>My son is exceptionally good at both “rock band” and “guitar hero” - we know he needs to specialize - which should he focus on for Ivy League admission? </p>

<p>Is the answer the same if we are trying to focus on merit aid for a second tier school? (Top of the second tier, of course.)</p>

<p>Parents are soooo lame - so whose going to be the last to post on this meta thread?</p>

<p>MODS, where are you? It is really getting snarky in here. I defANitely think so.
Besides, no one has answered my question.
Edit: Yes, “whose” going to be the one?</p>

<p>Heads up, meta threaders, we’re having a May 1st party in the vigil lounge,</p>

<p>don’t miss it!</p>

<p>Harvard: polo–they don’t have enough polo players, not water polo</p>

<p>real polo.</p>

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