Amusing Anecdotes From When Your Kids Were Little

My kid wasn’t that young when this happened, but it’s still funny.
I’m guessing he was about 12.
We were in the car, and for some reason I told him something like “I think you need to MYOB.”
He then said “I think you should ■■■■.” (Ouch - and my kids don’t normally cuss, even now at 24 and 26).