<p>NSM: You must not have daughters. I have never given a hoot about Anna Nicole Smith or Princess Di, but as far as I’m concerned Lindsey Lohan is still amortizing the goodwill she created with her double-role performance as twins in the remake of The Parent Trap, which I have seen Lord knows how many times. Really, one of the best performances by a juvenile actress ever. I worry about her, and hope she puts her underwear back on and starts acting again.</p>