Another chances Thread ... please help

Prep School Admissions
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<p>Education: attended elite private pre-prep boarding school for geniuses
SSAT 99M, 99V, 99R (didn’t study at all)
GPA: 6.0 (on a 4.0 scale) (but one teacher didn’t like me)</p>

<p>Sports: Football (starting QB), National Squash Champion, Olympic Rowing Team, World record holder in several Track & Field events. Would like to try Hockey, Basketball, Lacrosse, Soccer, Volleyball and anything else that the school needs me to play. Very versatile. Team player!</p>

<p>Clubs: Chess Club, Debate Club, Computer Club, Physics Club, Math Club,
NASA Junior Astronauts club, Future Congressmen of America, Mensa, AMA,
National Lawyers Guild, Alpha Beta Gamma</p>

<p>Arts: First Chair Violin, National Youth Orchestra. Grand Ole Opry House Band. Soloist - Carnegie Hall, appeared on Broadway and several Cruise Lines
Finger Paintings I did at 5 years old are on display at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. 10 years of Dance including private instruction with
Mikhail Baryshnikov. American Idol Finalist (robbed by some old guy in the finals) </p>

<p>Publications: “Balancing the national debt”. “Fun with Stem Cell Research”.
“My solution for Middle East Peace”. “Semiconductors for the next millenium”</p>

<p>Work: Wall Street Trading Intern, NASCAR pit crew Intern, volunteer EMT,
United Nations Interpreter. </p>

<p>EC’s: Skydiving, Mountain climbing (did Everest in 2002), Bull fighting, Surfing, Snake Wrangling, Cave Spelunking. </p>

<p>CS’s: Mother Theresa Missionaries of Charity, Peace Corp, Built Ronald McDonald House, Big Brother, Big Sister, Founding Member - Make A Wish. </p>

<p>Hobbies: Astrophysics! Biomechanical engineering! Lazers and Robotics!
Working on cure for Cancer (almost have it). Dinosaur collecting.
Fluent in Russian, Farsi, Mandarin and Pashto. </p>

<p>Recs: President Bush, Donald Trump, and Simon Cowell
Interviews: Outstanding! Secretly was given the keys to the school. </p>

<p>Non-Asian 10 year old … applying for 9th grade </p>

<p>Don’t know where I want to go … but what are my chances? </p>

<p>Oh yeah … almost forgot … Trained in CPR.</p>

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<p>yr profile’s pretty good, but, face it, that teacher “who didn’t like me” is a real issue, and george bush and donald trump may not go over big with the “liberal” faculties at most bs. yr knowledge of farsi and pashto cd be a big plus at some schools. i’d suggest maybe stick to the military academies in the south or west (of the USA I mean) where you’d probably be welcomed with (somewhat) open arms and do just fine. or maybe exeter?</p>

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<p>OMG r u kiddingme?? ur freaking 10 yrs old!! :smiley: wow, im impressed, very impressed. only thing is, how to getthat across w/o seeming too full of it,(yes, that is important :wink: ) ur 10 yrs old, and youve been a ‘founding member of the make a wish foundation’, speak 4 different languages, american idol finalist, recs from simon cowell, bush, and trump, you’ve climbed freaking mt. EVEREST (!), nascar pit crew intern, ur amazing arts record (Mikhail Baryshnikov- no kidding,i go to an arts school, some of the dancers here would KILL to meet him)… lol srry im actually really really gullible- i hope most of this is true? if it is, hey- go for it, im sure youll get in. ;)</p>

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<p>LOl “working on a cure for cancer”.</p>

<p>0.o wHOA… im sort of like- lol i just um, iono. good luck, i suppose? :D</p>

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<p>None of it’s true… It’s a joke.</p>

<p>And half of those things are impossible for a ten year old to do. You have to be 16 to be on American Idol.</p>

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<p>oh.</p>

<p>… … … um. lol yeah good point huh, …</p>

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<p>haha omg i thought it was true cuz i saw this show on TLC (idk?) about a 10 yr old indian kid working on a cure for cancer, but he was sorta overly confident and turned out to be not as intelligent as he claimed to be. loll.</p>

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<p>lol .</p>

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<p>Hahaa. That made me laugh.</p>

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<p>You didn’t put the s on Corps.</p>

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<p>And you misspelled lasers. Hmmm…I’m beginning to think that there’s something fishy about this whole situation.</p>

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<p>haha nice one…i would be impressed if some ten year old did all that</p>

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<p>Just a thought: would a 10 year old be crushed as starting quarterback unless he/she was like at least 100+ lbs? And Everest at age 5 o.O Hm… something’s fishy…</p>

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<p>Are you saying he hasn’t done those things, ChunkyT (Any relation to Mr.?).</p>

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<p>if any of you fell for the mt. everest or american idol… you’ve got to be kidding me. Oh yeah, and not to mention the snake wrangling. haha but it was cute to read :)</p>

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<p>Mr.? Is that referring to Masterus?</p>

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<p>i thought he was referring to Mr. T… the guy with all the gold</p>

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<p>THE MINIMUM AGE REQUIREMENT FOR AMERICAN IDOL IS 16.
your app. is extremely fishy.
and at the age of 5 you climbed Everest!!! u would have died. a body at the age of 5 would NOT be able to preform normally under such harsh conditions, even for adults is still hard.
Olypmic row team!!! even if you did this at the age of 10 do you mean the world olympics!!! you would have to be like a huge muscle builder to do row. row is extremely tiring and causes extreme muscle fatigue(plus it will affect you growth in terms of height).
working on a cure for cancer. first of all do you know what cancer really is. It is in simplest terms uncontrollable rapid mitosis of some cell in your body you would need millions of dollars to preform cancer research and a state of the art facility to preform such experiments.
surfing. as i said at the age of 10 your probably too light to surf. the board will simply fly away when a wave comes.
UN interpreter and wall street intern, what kind of crap is this!!!
You give me a headache. Sighhhh</p>

<p>I wonder if im being gullible. When schools receive appl like these they do a full background check. Way to conspicuous</p>

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<p>…just to see if it’s working. ;>)</p>

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<p>I really do think this is just a joke.</p>

<p>like what eell45 said, he can’t be on American Idol and its pretty unrealistic that a 5 year old can climb Everest, hold world track and field records and be on an Olympic team before finishing elementary school…</p>

<p>Plus, I don’t think publishers would be willing to publish books written by a 10 year old on topics that even adults can’t find an answer to.</p>

<p>is it even possibe to get a 6.0 GPA?? thats like 150% in everything</p>

<p>Big Brother and Big Sister??? is that possible?</p>

<p>Real or fake? you decide.</p>