Ashes of the Dear Departed

<p>Note to my survivors: Please dispose of my ashes in an environmentally responsible manner with no sentimentality. According to my personal beliefs, when I am dead I am gone and what is left of my body has no significance. So if my ashes are spread on a field or tossed in the ocean or fed to the hogs or flushed down the toilet it doesn’t matter one iota to me now, and it will matter even less to me then.</p>