Ask Me, I Give Better Advice Than Mike

<p>Ask me a question. I promise better advice than Mike. no money down guarantee and lowest APR financing.</p>

<p>I like mike....his name has numbers in it.</p>

<p>so, okay, um, well i'm new at this whole "advice" thing but I say YOU make the first move cause you aint gonna get much from him</p>

<p>Dear bedrumfront,</p>

<p>How does it feel to be second best?</p>

<p>who's first? that's what i wanna know.</p>

<p>Dear bedrumfront,
will i be seeing you at Uchicago next year?</p>

<p>@ bendrumfront-Im sorry, but you are the one that's supposed to be answering questions here.</p>

<p>no, sorry, soon though! and you forgot the "n" in my name.</p>

<p>all better</p>

<p>oh right, what's your problem? hit me up. no money down!</p>

<p>Bendrum, how can I become an even better person?</p>

<p>Dear Hoke,
You might start by explaining why you are so great, sincerely. You might also think about improving your diction.</p>

<p>Goodbye, hope this helped.</p>

<p>I speak quite clearly.</p>

<p>dear bendrum,</p>

<p>how do you think I can become a billionaire by the time I'm 37?--legally?</p>

<p>Dear Stuck,
You might consider investment.

<p>Dear Bendrumfront,</p>

<p>What is your name? ASK MIKE sounds a hella better than ASK BENDRUMFRONT.</p>

<p>investment in what? the stock market? It fluctuates too much, it's unpredictable.</p>

<p>BTW, at least Mike used nice big businessy words when I asked him the question LOL</p>

<p>Dear Nixxi,
My name should be claerly labeled in the OP.</p>

<p>Dear Stuck,
Just in "things" you know, like fridges, tvs, birkenstocks, know, everyday things people want and need!</p>

<p>Dear Bendy,</p>

<p>Why did you ask if I was blonde?</p>

<p>Dear The Blonde,
cause I wanted ta know. you know? (don't answer that)</p>