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<p>i’m too lazy. you should know that by now.</p>

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<p>just to bring this thread back to the topic:</p>

<p>Bendrum,
if i were to buy a car, which one would you recomend?</p>

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<p>Stuck,
A hummer.</p>

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<p>i think you give bad advice.</p>

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<p>Extemp-
I think you are wrong. </p>

<p>Sincerely,
Bendy</p>

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<p>why a hummer?</p>

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<p>i was just going to say that?^^</p>

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<p>Lamborghini Murcielago (or, if you are a pauper, a Gallardo). It gets all the ho’s.</p>

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<p>unfortunatly my budget can’t get a Lamborghini. anything cheaper?</p>

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<p>Porsche, Mercedes, BMW.</p>

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<p>better…^ but the porsche is not for me. I’d rather have a Mercenes</p>

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<p>Dear Stuck,
Please do not accept unsolicited advice. I believe my advice was a little slight. I would recommend any Volvo or Honda cars. Volvo’s have a lifetime guarantee. They are fuel-efficient cars. Honda has a nice lineup this year, check out the 2007 Accord. It is sporty and sleek but also dependable. I would recommend not purshasing a BMW or Mercedes, they cars are infamous for their inreliability. </p>

<p>I said Hummer because it is my favorite car. But it’s not good for the environment and very costly, so I will retract my earlier advice.</p>

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<p>Mitsubishi Lancer Evo IX
You can go street racing</p>

<p>Anyone here watches WRC</p>

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<p>No…</p>

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<p>we can all agree that any car that Clarkson (if you don’t know this name, don’t talk about cars) approves of…is a legit automobile</p>

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<p>Clarkson is a ■■■■■■ commander.</p>

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<p>Dear Mr Payne
Yes</p>

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<p>Okay, everyone ask me your burning questions! You want to know where anthropodes live?</p>

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<p>Dear bendrum,</p>

<p>Are you really 46 and unemployed? I would point and laugh at you if it were true, but that would be a waste of a laugh better spent on Mind of Mencia or South Park.</p>

<p>Insincerely,</p>

<p>OVB</p>

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<p>Dear OVB,
Unemployment is only an illusion. It’s still hard work. I have to get up and take my dog for a walk. And then get on this forum for about six and a half hours which can be so tiring especially when I have deal with the “crazies”</p>

<p>Sincerely,
Bendrum</p>