Ask Me, I Give Better Advice Than Mike

<p>Ah so now I know why people murder other people.</p>

<p>forget the physics teacher…what about the english teacher? imentioned her in mike’s advice column? would killing her be a crime and if not, then how should i do it?</p>

<p>No, no, english teachers are the nicest people. Don’t you get it?</p>

<p>not the one i have. i hate her…as if she doesn’t get enough money from the tutoring she already does. when i decide not to use her she completly ignores me. I wish she burns in a hell!! or i could put her in an oven and watch it happen.</p>

<p>Wow then what’s all the hesitation?</p>

<p>dear bendrumfront:
what do you do about really hot professors? like i just stare at my chem professor during the lecture. and not pay attention. so i catch up at home.</p>

<p>i need to know if it would be the right thing to do. I don’t like doing stuff like that.</p>

<p>should it be made to look like an accident or a murder?</p>

<p>Chaos- Oh, that was so appropriate for CC. </p>

<p>Extemp- I know exactly how you feel. Except I’ve never had much luck in the science department…
Try to make a move! Ask for private tutoring and then touch his leg. If he moves away violently then try again! Whoever said “no is just another word for yes” really knew what they were talking about!</p>

<p>What was appropriate for CC? :D</p>

<p>Stuck- you should make it look like rape. accident is so overused these days.</p>

<p>Chaos, out of curiousity, are you male or female?</p>

<p>rape!! i don’t think anyone whould want to rape her (unless they were dead drunk)</p>

<p>I am my mind only :p</p>

<p>Define “I”… Is “I” the physical being? Or the omnipotent consciousness that ultimately rules this world? Is it the mind? The body? </p>

<p>First, you tell me of “I”, then I will tell you who I am.</p>

<p>Okay I get it, you’re evasive. </p>

<p>Stuck- Hey, a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.</p>

<p>Chaos- Okay, let me rephrase this: do you have a ***** or a vagina?</p>

<p>Yeah, or that. :D</p>

<p>I am male, what is your reason for asking?</p>

<p>I’ve decided to not kill them. I need them for senior year. then I’ll kill them both and make it look like they were cheating on their husband/wife. Or maybe i should just rat them out to the principal…but that would be wrong.</p>

<p>Stuck- I’m pretty sure everything you were planning would be wrong. </p>

<p>Chaos- Just wondering. I like to know this stuff.</p>

<p>Chaos- Let me rephrase that, I like to know so I know how slowly I have to go.</p>

<p>why didn’t you just click edit ad rephrse it there???</p>