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<p>How is your moniker pronounced?</p>

<p>Is it Ben-Drum-Front</p>

<p>Bend-Rum-Front</p>

<p>Be-ND-Rum-Front</p>

<p>??</p>

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<p>Dear 311Griff,
Thank you so much, I appreciate your question. I would say my moniker is closer to number 2.</p>

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<p>Why not just call your self Chuck. Easier to pronounce</p>

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<p>Huh? Wait was that even half way relevant?</p>

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<p>who should call him/herself chuck???</p>

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<p>bendrumfront. that way there would be no problem in knowing how to exactly pronounce her name</p>

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<p>I’m not into that generic stuff.</p>

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<p>…sup chuck</p>

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<p>No! No! Please! That’s not my name! I hate that name! That’s the name of my balding architect! No! God no!</p>

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<p>bendrum,</p>

<p>would killing a teacher qualify as a crime??</p>

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<p>lol good one</p>

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<p>Dear Stuck,</p>

<p>Enough with killing teachers already!</p>

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<p>okay, but answer my question first.</p>

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<p>If you’re over 18 and had sex with a teacher that still taught you…is that illegal or just wrong?..or neither</p>

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<p>i think he already killed the teacher and wants someone to say that it would be ok so the guilt would melt away</p>

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<p>i wish i could kill that teacher. i hd the chance when he had his face in the sink in the bathroom, but hi neck is so thick…no aount of toilet paper would deprive him of oxygen.( ie by choaking him)</p>

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<p>Dear Stuck,
Uhhh yes killing is a capital offense. Unless it invovles physics. Then it’s just considered self-defense. </p>

<p>Dear Ferst,
It depends on what the teacher looks like, how old she is (you’re one of those straight males, right?), and whether she gave you an A. If you had sex with her and she still flunked you, well either you’re just really bad or she’s just really evil.</p>

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<p>i think that if that happens then he should make sure that he gets the A before actually doing anything…why waste his time?</p>

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<p>True, you would need some sort of contract, but then you run the risk of someone finding it. Oh well. 'tis what life is all about</p>

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<p>but if someone found out, then the teacher would be to blame…bec he/she was going to have sex with a minor (assuming the student is under 18) if he /she is older then there’s is no problem…it’s legal</p>