Ask Me, I Give Better Advice Than Mike

<p>lol, um, I don’t have a boyfriend, but if I did he definitely wouldn’t be stupid!</p>

<p>give me advice: here, you happy???</p>

<p>how can stop eating raw fish?</p>

<p>stop going fishing every day, geez</p>

<p>I know how to say “Eskimo Bob eats raw fish” in sign language.</p>

<p>how do you say “farting in public” in brail?</p>

<p>God…I HATE WINDOWS. MICROSOFT IS AN EVIL CORPORATION. WINDOWS NEEDS A COMPLETE AND UTTER OVERHAUL.</p>

<p>Thanks for listening to my rant.</p>

<p>you are most certainly welcome</p>

<p>Linux is the way to go. I use kubuntu</p>

<p>microsoft is the best. I’ve never used anything else. i have trouble when it comes to changing things I am used to doing so I’m stucking to Microsoft</p>

<p>Yea Microsoft enslaves little Venezuelan children…Down with them.</p>

<p>actually its the columbian children</p>

<p>how does it do that?? Enslaving I mean???</p>

<p>still alive</p>

<p>Microsoft products never ACTUALLY work…down with them.</p>

<p>bemdrum…go to your other threads. I don’t want to have to type all that again.</p>

<p>and I have all Micisoft products, they work fine with me.</p>

<p>still alive</p>

<p>I haven’t gotten that girl yet. So sad.</p>

<p>Well, in truth, she probably would have rejected you anyways</p>

<p>Doubtful. I just have no stones anymore.</p>

<p>hm what are stones?</p>