<p>Rocks that you can pick up.</p>
<p>You find them mostly on the ground.</p>
<p>i’m confused, did you used to collect rocks or something?</p>
<p>No, I threw them.</p>
<p>at girls? wow you’re a jerk. i always knew it</p>
<p>Some ladies love it. She seemed to be that type.</p>
<p>umm yeah maybe at a mental hospital or something. honestly, where do you meet these said girls? first they stalk you and your girlfriend and then they like it when you physically abuse them. i mean, i could be wrong, but i think there’s a pyschological disorder for that. </p>
<p>btw, this is becoming an advice thread again.</p>
<p>Well, I didn’t meet the stalker girls by choice. They just sorta met me. Then stalked me.</p>
<p>haha but you liked it, right? ahhh men are so arrogant. everyone of you.</p>
<p>Liked the attention. Didn’t like them harassing my woman.</p>
<p>righttt and that was until she dumped you</p>
<p>Well, she had good reason…</p>
<p>oh i’m sure she did, and let me guess…you cheated on her.</p>
<p>I plead the fifth.</p>
<p>okay well that pretty much answers the question. </p>
<p>okay this is going to officially become an advice thread again…so everyone ask your questions!</p>
<p>I need more advice on how to get this chick between now and Sunday. Better than the last advice.</p>
<p>Dear Hoke,</p>
<p>Hm okay well you first have to change your entire mindset of women. For one thing, you must stop demoting women as the weaker sex. We are strong and will rise up against you.</p>
<p>I told you guys before, I want a strong, dominant female. Which is why I am after this chick!</p>
<p>Fine, here’s some honest advice:</p>
<p>Don’t approach her while she is lifting weights because some people can be particularly sensitive to interruptions. If she has ear plugs in, then approaching her is definitely out of the question. Try to catch her when she is walking out. Even this can be tricky. Maybe the gym is not the best place to meet people? I dunno, try the high school gym.</p>
<p>OK. You win. I lose. I concede defeat. I am a loser.</p>
<p>wow you don’t have to beat yourself up about it. if you want to ask her out, just do it, there’s really no right way if it’s the right person.</p>