<p>-_- I said that once.
I promise you, I am not near emo. No offense to emo kids.</p>
<p>It’s OK. You don’t have to deny it. There are a bunch of other kids that would love to hang out and be emo with you.</p>
<p>Wow. I see. Since I have been labelled ‘emo’ forever, let us move on to another person. Mike - since this is your thread, would you like to be next?</p>
<p>Its not like emo kids are muslims…</p>
<p>tell me thats not funny</p>
<p>First of all - I’m neither, and second - that can be highly offensive to both groups.</p>
<p>But your not, so why must you care about political correctness.</p>
<p>Dear Mike,</p>
<p>What is the best technique to pull late-nighters and NOT be a zombie the next day?</p>
<p>Dear Mike,</p>
<p>What are the best poses for senior pictures?</p>
<p>@anisha08 - the key is to get 4 hours of sleep. Your body sleeps best in 4 hour intervals. This is why 8 hours is a primary target for most people. However, 4 hours is all you really need. Drink some coffee in the morning, and don’t think about how tired you are, rather the apparent task at hand. </p>
<p>@La to the Blondie - keep it simple stupid. Smile and do what the photographer tells you to do. </p>
<p>Though spurned from questions:
I wonder if 8 one hour naps are more or less satasfing than 7 hours of consistant sleep.</p>
<p>I wonder what kind of college one goes to, to become a professional photogrpaher.</p>
<p>The photographer is my mother, hence the need for ideas.</p>
<p>Dear Mike -</p>
<p>Who will the next president be?</p>
<p>What will happen to Rosie O’Donnel?</p>
<p>Dear Mike,
Recently, I have been experiencing the most queer of feelings. Let us assume that on the desk in front of you, there is a lamp, and that lamp is intricately carved with various textures and upon the lamp is a shade of fine leather. You do not ‘touch’ the lamp often.
It is an odd feeling; somewhat like you can ‘touch’ and ‘feel’ what you ‘see’. Seems a bit far-fetched, I know. But it often happens, and the textures when actually felt do not differ greatly from what I ‘touched’ by ‘sight.’ Is this merely a result of becoming farmiliar with objects?</p>
<p>Regards,
Chaos.</p>
<p>Blondie keep your chin up, it makes u look dignified and important.</p>
<p>Brand, John McCain, and once you go gay, holloywood fame dont stay.</p>
<p>Chaos, obviously you know how something will feel by the result of feeling things of that nature in past expereinces. You can “feel” things youve never touched before by seeing them, if they fit a certain type that is imbedded into your unconscious.</p>
<p>Now the boards look a little unsure of themselves, I’m bringing the advice column back up to help some more people out!</p>
<p>Dear Mike,</p>
<p>will i get accepted to MIT?</p>
<p>Mike, do you like the comedy of Bill Hicks?</p>
<p>Mike,
If I don’t get over 700 in Math on the SAT I’ll shoot myself. Any comments?</p>
<p>Quertz - My Krystal bell rings with the sound of ten thousands gnomes. I think I smell a Deferred. </p>
<p>311 - I like most comedy, Bill Hicks is decent, I’m more of a pothead Jim Breuer-esque fan, but I’ll listen to anything, except that damn guy who talks about his pop tarts in a retarted voice. He’s retarted and everybody ****in loves him. I don’t.</p>
<p>stuck- stop playing your first person shooter and study for the SAT</p>
<p>only 11 days later. No big deal.</p>
<p>Yeah I haven’t been in the cafe in a while, but I’m bringing back this thread.</p>