<p>stalk them. then get them to go to a dark alley and pretend to mug them…tell them that you want them to ever give hw…scare them to death and run away…it’s sure to work…</p>
<p>Mike, a teacher told me to draw some sarcastic caricatures (ignore the spelling, pelase) of my teachers for the school talent show.
They’re already doing a play where they copy teachers, so this is going to go with them.
How should I go about it?</p>
<p>Mike,
I plan on majoring in accounting. Should I go to UConn or University of Delaware? Both are out of state schools for me.
Thanks, I am running out of time.</p>
<p>858 - doc - Yes. But try to aviod the last one, its a doozy.</p>
<p>859 - stuck - I’d say go, and you can make fun of the lost, but you’ve probably made your decision already. The time I leave CC for good, is the right time to leave CC for good.</p>
<p>860 - GIME - blackmail</p>
<p>861 - take some obvious characteristics of your teachers and excentuate them. Maybe give a quote they always say too!</p>
<p>862 - MaryAnn - UConn will give you more of that traditional college experience. UDel I think is more known for engineering, but there is no sales tax in Delaware. Not a bad choice either way.</p>
<p>Mike,
The caricatures were a great success…the teachers were literally l-their-ao, except maybe for one guy, he looked offended. thoughts?</p>
<p>Mr. Mike,
I can’t decide what to eat for lunch. My supplies…bread, ramen, nutella, peanut butter, apricot jelly, 2 cans of Spaghettios, and assorted pots and pans. What would you do?</p>
<p>Mike,</p>
<p>Have you ever tried fried frog legs?</p>
<p>Mike,</p>
<p>I’m going to go to Michigan State, but I would like to go to a better school. Do you think I should transfer after my freshman year to a different school like, UNC, Amherst, WUinSL, or UVA. I had a great high school record until health problems that dropped it to decent. What Should I Do. I’m Pre-Med.</p>
<p>Mike</p>
<p>I’m afraid that Penn is going to be too much like my high school. I dislike my high school. What do I do?</p>
<p>Venkat the Great.</p>
<p>stuck - Good job. If one person is offended, then he just needs to learn to take a joke!</p>
<p>ninja - Take the bread, take the peanut butter, take the jelly. Combine them. Then take the spaghettios, and cook them up. Eat the spaghettios first, then wipe up the rest of the sauce with part of your sandwich. EFFICIENCY!</p>
<p>stuck - I am going to say no, but I’m not sure. I hear they taste like chicken.</p>
<p>Ken - You are probably better off doing pre-med at Michigan state, getting top grades by ruining curves, and then getting into med school. </p>
<p>Venkat - I don’t really know the context of your high school, but college is what you make it.</p>
<p>Mike, my high school is heavily Jewish and Asian (like Penn) has very smart people who are very goal oriented (they have wanted to go to an Ivy since middle school while Penn is very preprfessional), there is little academic curiosity and no academic atmosphere (everyone takes classes just for college), and it’s full of incredibly rich kids.</p>
<p>What do I do???</p>
<p>Mike,
I wrote a short story (30 pages)…but don’t want to show it to anyone. Explain why, and what to do about it, please.</p>
<p>Mr. Mike,
I have saved up a substantial amount of money. I have narrowed my choices down to buying a PS2 (to play Gran Turismo 4) and buying numerous, high quality posters. Assuming I spend the same amount of money either way, which should i choose?</p>
<p>Venkat-Nothing for now. You applied ED. You have to put up with it for at least a year.</p>
<p>Love,
Mike</p>
<p>Dear Mr Mike,
I am freaking out due to boredom. What would u do if u had nothing to do?</p>
<p>venkat - college is what you make it</p>
<p>stuck - keep it tucked away for a long period of time, and then you can look at it again when you are 64 say, holy sheet I was a good writer when I was in high school and get it published by your own publishing company. </p>
<p>ninja - Don’t spend money on videogames, its crap, all it will do is waste your time. Videogames = pot. In fact, they are complementary goods. </p>
<p>lablondie - try to transfer out after first semister to prove lablondie wrong ;)</p>
<p>built - why don’t you get built and go work out, start on that healtier life style. If that doesn’t float your boat, go research you intended major and see if you can learn something before you have it in class, so you can be like, bwahahah I already know this.</p>
<p>Mike,
How many posts should I have before I leave cc forever?</p>
<p>If you break 5 digits, you’ve gone too far.</p>
<p>hey Mike,</p>
<p>do you believe in God? please explain why or why not. </p>
<p>:)</p>
<p>Mike, my friends want me to go to Prom with this girl that I really don’t want to go with… What do I do??</p>
<p>mike, I am bleeding pretty profusely from my right ear. What do you think is going on and what should I do?</p>
<p>…I’m feeling very cold…</p>