<p>Yes, yes, this is a stolen take off of that ask mike thread, but I was dear sam in the middle school newspaper a few years ago and I was feeling wi****l. Plus, I’m female. Nothing more to be said. Ask away! No rules! (OK, I won’t give you my home phone number. But otherwise, no rules!)</p>
<p>lol ahahah gotta love the word censoring there.</p>
<p>Which word was this: wi****l?</p>
<p>wist-ful</p>
<p>they censor the shut the father up accronym.</p>
<p>Haha, that’s pretty funny.</p>
<p>Now ask me questions!!
(Pretty Please.)</p>
<p>Please explain to me in detail the true nature of the the human mind.</p>
<p>Should keep you busy :p</p>
<p>Alright for all the Advice columnists that spawned from the one I started…
I currently have 16 schools on my list</p>
<p>5 reaches - HYPM & Williams
7matches - UofC, Rice, NW, CMU, CMC, HMC, & Cornell
4 safeties (I like honors programs) - Umich, Upitt, PSU, and the double legacy of Rutgers.</p>
<p>I have a very hard time eliminating schools because I feel I’m very adaptable to many kinds of climates, and all have good econ or/and math programs. </p>
<p>Everyone says 16 is way too many, so how can I narrow my focus? Money is not an issue, I wont have loans, I could just have the 100,000 my parents saved for me as a down payment on a house or something If I go for free.</p>
<p>wi****l</p>
<p>haha i just felt like writing that.</p>
<p>wi****l</p>
<p>thats some pretty amusing stuff</p>
<p>alright, tell me where in the US would be the safest place to live.</p>
<p>ummm…Vermont? lol</p>
<p>any proof for that?</p>
<p>OK kids. </p>
<p>Chaos Theory- The exact nature of the human mind is _________. That’s all.</p>
<p>Sweetdream- The safest place in the us to live is Honolulu, Hawaii, because it has (to some) perfect weather and surprisingly few natural disasters. It has only had 12 natural disasters in the past 30 years, relatively low compared to the 50 or 45 major disasters Texas and Cali got. Also the natural disasters were relatively minor. Next on the list is Boise, Idaho. (Forbes.com)</p>
<p>Note: I’m probably better at social/relationship questions.</p>
<p>Next!!</p>
<p>do you give better advice than bendrum and mike?</p>
<p>i bet i could give much better advice.</p>
<p>stuck-on-1700- yes i do give better advice. it’s scientifically proven that females are 183212738127937 times smarter than boys. (jk) </p>
<p>I know a lot more about intrapersonal stuff than academic questions that can be easily googled.
you can’t google what to do when your bff is cheating on her bf with your boyfriend and you can’t decided whether to veet her eyebrows off or give your boyfriend estrogen pills, now can you? :)</p>
<p>ps. in my personal opinion, estrogen pills. no question.</p>
<p>^Isn’t that what Seventeen magazine is for?</p>
<p>you don’t have to google anything when it comes to cheating people.
Just put a video camera in their bedroom and walk in on them in the middle of it.</p>
<p>Or you just don’t date whores.</p>
<p>appearances can be decieving…a whore may not seem like one at first</p>
<p>Well, that is because men can’t read signals, you practically have to hold a sign in front of their face to get them to understand</p>