<p>then the whores should clarify their whore-ness in advance to save themselves the trouble of beig caught with someone else in a compromizing position.</p>
<p>No, they like to get caught, don’t you see? It’s exciting.</p>
<p>hmm. no real questions. I think i’ll just comment.</p>
<p>Men can’t read signals- VERY TRUE. You could do everything short of shouting “I like you ___ and I want to have coffee with you tommorow afternooon!!” and they’d still probably not notice. Most guys. Especially the non sensitive ones.</p>
<p>Isn’t that what seventeen magazine is for?- actually, seventeen has turned more towards giving real life and std advice and fashion and makeup. and international boys. very hot ones. I personally read seventeen for the makeup and the funny stories. and the std advice (jk)</p>
<p>you just don’t date whore- there are 2 versions of the whorus femalus: the skimpily dresssed whore, more commonly called sluttus femalus, and the undercover-but-everyone who knows her knows whore, aka the hoe-us femalus. say you are meeting girls at the mall. the first is easy to spot, but the second, if just meeting her for the first time, will not reveal her true colors for quite sometime.</p>
<p>but they might get shot in the proccess as a result of the boy/girlfrind’s jealous rage!</p>
<p>Eh no. You could just ask them to join, then everybody would be happy, right?</p>
<p>3 people. sounds interseting…but maybe the person walking in on them wouldn’t be in the mood. but i suppose everything is possible.</p>
<p>I am a dude, and can’t read signals. What should I look for?</p>
<p>mike- ah. my competition. asking ME for advice. take note of this,future advice-askers.</p>
<p>anyway. look for coy smiles, FLIRTING (esp from girls who don’t flirt with everyone). A lot of guys think flirting is just fun, but if the girl doesn’t really flirt with anyone else, she probably likes you. stopping just to talk to you. walking with you. spending time in general with you. sideways glances. EYE CONTACT! touching their faces/hair/legs (it’s some innate thing, idk) doodles about you (a little elementary, but even old people write Ms. His Name Here on stuff). Ooh, ask people who know her (even if you know him) what she thinks of you. That can be very telling.</p>
<p>I’m an idiot. A similar thing happened to me, back in 5th and 6th grade. A girl really liked me; everyone else in the class knew but me, being the idiot that I am. Inherently, I also liked her, but I didn’t know she did. I thought she was just being friendly. Turns out, I was moving to Connecticut within a few days. The day before I left, she told me that she really likes me. I was really surprised; and very sad. It’s been almost 3 years now… still <3 her… 800 miles away. Not even in CT anymore… </p>
<p>Sorry, kinda went on ranting. :o</p>
<p>hey, do you by any chance live in california?</p>
<p>okay, a serious question for you. It’s tough for me to talk in a group. I do good in one on one conversation but in a group talk I usually do more listening than talking. The only exception is with a couple of my close friends. Any suggestion as how can I improve my speaking skill? I think the problem come from me not knowing what input to contribute or the right thing to say.</p>
<p>take baby steps. say stuff while you’re in large groups…sart with short setences. once you feel that you are getting the hang of it, speak more and more. pretty soon you’ll see that you are the only one left talking. jk.</p>
<p>but princessbell should answer you.</p>
<p>princessbell,
I have a question.
How do I get my baby cousin to stop farting? She is a little less than 2 years old and she eats like a pig–and has alllllot of gas. I told her parents about her thunderous farting but it didn’t stop.</p>
<p>that question just popped into my head 3 seconds ago. Have a nice day.</p>
<p>princessbell,</p>
<p>Will Adrian Peterson be able to stay healthy and carry the load as the Sooners’ one legitimate offensive threat this season and lead Oklahoma to a BCS berth?</p>
<p>Can Steve Slaton and the Mountaineers live up to their tremendous preseason hype? Or will their ride to the BCS be derailed by a rejuvenated Brian Brohm and a hopeful Louisville squad?</p>
<p>How did you come about your screenname?</p>
<p>Will Harry die in Book 7?</p>
<p>If you could only play one song on your iPod, what song would that be?</p>
<p>With gas prices soaring, what are some ways to increase your MPG?</p>
<p>Will human beings be still living a billion years from now? If so, where?</p>
<p>you know, the person actually giving the advice hasn’t been to this thread for a while…maybe one of the other advice colmnists should take over. Mike? Bendy?</p>
<p>Harry will NOT die!</p>
<p>Which one of the advice columnists will take over in the competition?</p>
<p>(and I just feel like swearing a little bit: wi****l)</p>
<p>Hey I’m taking questions on my thread!</p>
<p>take the ones here, your thread is old now, just use this one.</p>
<p>Woah! I haven’t checked this for 2 days, and there’s a full page of questions. OK. Let’s tackle this.</p>
<p>sweetdream- No, I don’t live in Cali. I wish though.
Yeah, I understand what you mean by it being tough to talk in a group. At lunch, I get really quiet because there’s so many discussions going on about people I don’t know. But my lunch friends are idiots so…anyway this is about you. Don’t worry about saying anything stupid. They are your friends, not your critics. If the conversation is turning towards something you cannot contribute to (i.e., a person you don’t know, a subject you don’t understand), wait for a lull in the convo, and then jump in with something you know about. This makes you look good because you’re keeping the conversation moving and you seem knowledgable (sp?) and interesting. If there are no lulls (let’s say there’s a debate going on or they’re really passionate about something) move on to another group (not forever, just right then). There’s no reason to stay if you have nothing to say for more than 10 minutes.</p>
<p>okay princess,</p>
<p>how can i get my dad to eat a live goldfish?</p>