Ask Yasmin. (Yes. I am a plagerizer.)

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<p>stuck on 1700- watch what your baby cousin has been eating. contributors to gas are beans, mexican food, red meat, and bottle feeding. There are otc products to stop the gas if you really care that much about.</p>

<p>wradier 2006- dude, i’m a girl. a very stereotypical girl (in SOME cases). i don’t know anything about football until the super bowl. check out google or your local jocks/sports fanatics.
my sn, um. I’m a princess in real life, and I’ve always liked the name belle. I forgor the e on the end.
harry may die. I’d say a 60/40 chance he’ll die, based on jk rowlings ominous interviews. she’s implied it 2 or 3 times in the last 2 years, but then again, she’s been doing that for years. she let dumbledore die. and sirius. that<br>
alone shows she’s a cruel, moral-less woman.
only one song, i would die. music is my life. ok, but honestly, it would probably be catch my disease by ben lee. (it’s on the dell commericial, the one with the guy with the curly hair riding around dell factory in a golf cart) It’s catchy, romantic, and ben lee is an amazing guy with a great voice.
to increase your mpg, drive the speed limit or slower, buy a hybrid car, don’t drive agressively. while you’re at it, buy a bike and use that for short trips.
human beings won’t be here in a billion years. we’re shamelesssly depleting resources by the second. yes, aids and cancer are bad, but they are our 1 and 2 killers (well,they seem to be), and lets face it, someday they will be cured. this may sound heartless, but without them, the world will be a disaster. People in Africa are doing next to nothing to slow the birthrate, along with other continents. Every population has a holding capacity, and with next to no limiting factors, we will reach ours soon. anyway, even if we manage to defy science and mother nature and survive, in a billion years, the sun will probably start giving out, and then we will definetely be dead. i wrote this brilliant story on the end of the world. it won first place in a contest…but that’s another story. </p>

<p>and NO! THIS IS MY THREAD!!! JEEZ, I WAS ONLY GONE 2 DAYS!!!</p>

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<p>Argh. More questions. Don’t worry, I’m loving this. Ok. The live goldfish. Put it in a Twinkie. If your dad is on atkins, put it in a juicy steak. mmm, mmm good.</p>

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<p>i want to embarrass a friend of mine at school? what shoud i do?</p>

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<p>OK, I got this from a nice person by PM who wants to be left anon. here goes. note: these are the questions i’m pretty awesome at. </p>

<p>1) There’s a guy who’s way younger than me (3 years younger) and he’s in freakin love with me. He’s always touching me and following me. I don’t like him. How do I tell him I’m not interested and how do I get him to stop bothering me? He’s always making excuses to come over (our mothers are best friends) and when he touches me and is constantly next to me, people think we’re together (he looks older than he is). How do I politely tell him to **** the hell off?</p>

<p>OK. First, start acting like you’re nonchalant about it. make a subtle point of telling people when it comes up that you’re friends. People will be like, oh she just won’t admit it, but if you act like he’s your will from will and grace aka the stereotypical gay guy (note: i don’t agree with the sterotype, but it’s there) but don’t call him gay, it will be extremely convincing. Then, to get him off your back, do exactly what you’re telling people you’re doing- confide in him. Tell him stuff no boyfriend would want to hear, act like he’s your best girlfriend (don’t get crazy with it, but again, be convincing) This usually works for me. I can’t say much for the other girls I know. They’d probably say f-off. that’s a reasonable but rather destructive choice as well.</p>

<p>2) I never worried too much about guys before, but I guess I think about them more though or something. My problem is that if a guy is really attractive or really popular I immediately think he’s too good and walk away. I always think about how a million girls probably like him and what are the chances he’ll even wanna talk to me. Recently I found out a guy I liked who I thought was too good, liked me back (too bad he told me right before he moved to Belgium…dammit). How do I keep myself from thinking that and how do I approach someone like that?</p>

<p>Not quite sure what you’re asking, but I’ll give a similar experience. Me and this guy had a quickie fling (lasting 1 week). Looking back, we were both way too forward, and moved too fast. It was set up to fail. We agreed to be bf/gf one day, but later on he called and made up some lie about how…well it doesn’t matter, it was dumb. I was crushed. I could only remember him in the good light (great kisser, extremely hot) instead of the bad that accompanied it (acted like a white pimp, bad jersey mixed with ghetto way of talking, very, very aggresive and pressuring). He pressured me into things I wasn’t ready for (yikes, Im putting this on the internet! but it might help someone so…) and I regretted it and still do. The moral of this story is think about EVERYTHING you know about a person whom you don’t know too too well before you do anything with them, and then, if you decide to do anything, go slow. Not ridiculously slow, but take your time. It’s not like either of you has 3 weeks to live.</p>

<p>Okay so I lied, there’s a 3rd thing:</p>

<p>3) My best friend and I promised that if we both liked the same guy we would both back off (as if that ever works). There’s a guy she’d been talking about for two years, and then one day that guy transferred to our school. I had one class with him while she had none. A lot of girls liked him. He liked me. The guy and I became really good FRIENDS (for her sake) and everyone thought we were going out since we were so comfortable with each other. My friend became really mean and *****y over the weeks that this guy and I became such good friends. In order to get my best friend back I started being mean to the guy and it worked. So now he hates me, she’s happy with the situation, but is upset that I’m so mean to him (although she doesn’t really want to help me be friends with him again). Any advice on this or how I can fix it?</p>

<p>oh boy. the classic girl and friend like boy problem. This is a toughie. You need to find a middle ground between the 2 of them. First off, you need to talk to your girl friend. Personally, I think she is being terribly unreasonable, but that’s just me. Ensure that you aren’t going to try anything with the guy. Explain that he was a great friend, and you hate being mean to him. If that doesn’t work, tell her by being his friend again, you can help him see her in a more romantic light (there is about a .0001% chance in my opinion, but hey, anything can happen). Then, go to the guy and explain the enitre situation. Say that he can’t (publicly) like you anymore, but you still wanna be friends. Try doing things with the 2 of them to prove that you’re just platonic pals, and maybe even a group of 4 (with you with another guy). That will definetely help your friend get close to your guy friend, if she still likes him, and you to move on!</p>

<p>Hope this helped. (God it was long.)</p>

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<p>ok stuck on 1700. you really like me, don’t you? i guess have a very affable personality. (gotta love those sat words)</p>

<p>This is my fav question. I’m the QUEEN of embarrasing people (I’ve done stuff so bad I’ve gotten suspended, but that’s another story)</p>

<p>for this, i need more background. Do you like this friend (sounds dumb, but I’ve got friends I hate, so…) Why do you want to embarras them? How far are you willing to go? What kind of embarrasment? (Physical, emotional, social) Describe the friend in detail.</p>

<p>also, a question for you. stuck on 1700? what does that mean?</p>

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<p>first of all, i do’t really like you. where the hell did you get that?</p>

<p>i don’t like my friend, he annoys me.that’s it.
I want to embarrass him physically. i don’t want to be too extree, i have a rep at school and don’t want to be suspeded,
this kid is short, skinny and really nerdy. help please</p>

<p>my screen name refers to my PREVIOUS score on the SAT. I passed that a long time ago, it’s out dated.</p>

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<p>stuck I can’t believe you! trader!</p>

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<p>isn’t it traTor?</p>

<p>anyway, i’d love o post this in your thread but no one lese was asking for advice so i decided not to.</p>

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<p>oh i see, so you alwyas have to do what everyone else does? okay…</p>

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<p>only if it’s reasonable of course…if they jumped into a bottomless pitt that ended with lots of huge steaks and ugly anacondas, I wouldn’t do the same</p>

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<p>of course you like me. I’m f-ing awesome. plus, as an advice columnist, I can read between the lines.</p>

<p>about the kid. pat him on the back, and while doing so, put a sign with tape on his back. good tape. better yet, super glue. thus sign will read, I had sex with hermionie granger and it was grrr-reat! if sex is too strong, how about made sweet love. i love that phrase.</p>

<p>hmm. about the sn. sure. whatever you say.</p>

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<p>Dear Yasmin,</p>

<p>May I PLEASE have a pony?</p>

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<p>yasmin</p>

<p>maybe you misread what was between the lines. I think it said: I don’t even know you and you might really be a child molester. i think you like me and not the opposite …lol…i wouldn’t balme you, where else can you find a combination of good looks, charm, maners and good grades in one person? nowhere but with me LOL.</p>

<p>PS: I might do the paper thing.
and, where are you from…your name is Jasmine but the spelling is like how we spell it here…just wondering…</p>

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<p>dear lablondie.</p>

<p>no you may not. ponies are dangerous. worse than ogres and unicorns combined.</p>

<p>stuck-on-1700 </p>

<p>ew! I do NOT like you! you ask bad questions. no i’m not a child molester. if I was, i’d be on elementary confidential or something like that. I’m doubting you have these good looks and charms who speak of if you are spending as much time on this loser website as you are. </p>

<p>yea! for possibly taking my advice. makes me happy. no one listens to me in real life. there are good reasons why though…but this is me, online! totally different.</p>

<p>I’m from md. it’s pronounced yaz-min. like it’s spelled. actually it was yasmeen before, but it’s always been prounounced yaz-min. my parents are supposed to be intellegent people, but this makes me wonder. who spells yaz-min yasmeen? the name is indian, but i think yasmeen is the traditional indian spelling (btw, its a name book name, my parents aren’t indian). anyway, people called me yaz-mean for a while and it ****ed me off, so when i switched schools i switched the spelling too. that’s probably more than you wanted to know. also for some dumb reason people always want to call me jasmine. that’s annoying. </p>

<p>where in the world is yasmin pronounced jasmine? just wondering</p>

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<p>yasmeen is the Arabic pronounciation of Jasmine. (I live in Egypt by the way) si I noticed that and I was just wondering, that’s all.</p>

<p>btw, i don’t see how my questions gave you the impression that I liked you…but whatever.
Um…my dashing good looks really do exist but I spend alot of time on this website because I choose not to dazzel the world…I mean, if a woman driving her car sees me on the street; she’ll loose concentration, swerve of the road and run right into a store window. I wouldn’t want that to happen to anyone becasue of me.</p>

<p>lol.</p>

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<p>oh…you and your good deeds. you’re like a saint.</p>

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<p>i meant that you liked me as in admired me. If you’re so good at the sat, let’s put this into an analogy (yes i know, old Sat, but i liked that one better anyway.)</p>

<p>stuck-on-1700 is to princess bell as fan is to rock star.</p>

<p>hmmm, arabic you say? interesting. i like that bettter than indian. i’d like to go to egypt. pyramids and tombs…mysterious! and the culture would be neat too.</p>

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<p>i never said that I was good at the SAT I just said that I get good grades.</p>

<p>and yes greendayfan, I try my best to do good in this world.</p>

<p>oh, and that analogy of yours is totally off…completely unrealistic and utterly whatever (couldn’t think of a word for that one). I don’t admire you LOL, as i said, you could be a child molester who is trying to get insecure teenagers to _______… lets not get into that, shall we.</p>

<p>whatever…</p>

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<p>You’re strange…anyway, let’s not assimilate to that bendumfront thread!! It may be flashiesr, but this is where the meat is, baby! Come n’ get it!</p>

<p>Or just ask more questions. Your choice.</p>

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<p>lol</p>

<p>princess,
if I were suicidal, how would you suggest I kill myself in a fast and non-painful way?</p>