Ask Yasmin. (Yes. I am a plagerizer.)

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<p>Aw. What a sad, desperate question. My mind is racing with great ideas, but </p>

<p>1) This computer is shared and if my parents saw another weird google search, they’d probably send me to the Mayo Clinic (not like they need another reason to add to the 1043055 they already have to send me to the crazy ward)</p>

<p>2) I might get in trouble and be SUSPENDED!!! What would I do without CC.</p>

<p>So sorry to disappoint.</p>

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<p>it’s okay. I already have a solution.</p>

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<p>Is your name really Yasmin?</p>

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<p>^ it is, according to her.</p>

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<p>Oh ok.</p>

<p>…</p>

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<p>Why wouldn’t my name be Yasmin? What’s wrong with being a Yasmin? It’s a hell of a lot better name than something like, oh, i don’t know, Jasmine! (the evilest of all evil names, grr)</p>

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<p>okay, Yasmin.
now r u giving advice or not??</p>

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<p>Of course! I always welcome new questions. </p>

<p>Hence the thread title, ask Yasmin. (come on people. Comprehension is key)</p>

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<p>okay,</p>

<p>I just inherited 3 trillion US dollars from my lost lost (and now deceased) great uncle, what should I do with the money? I was thinking I could put it in my pool and swim in it. what would you suggest?</p>

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<p>When did I say something was wrong with name Yasmin? I was asking because I liked the name and wanted to make sure that you were actually an owner of the name.</p>

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<p>Sorry Senior. I’m very sensitive. Yes, it is my real live name. Thanks for liking it.</p>

<p>Hm. Money is a toughie. Well, let’s see. First, spend like there’s no tommorow. Don’t keep all 3 trillion in your pockets. Put it in the bank. Don’t trust anything but the best Swiss banks with your money. After you have everything you could possibly want, go to a third-world country and give 95% of it away. There’s nothing like some good old-fashioned philanthropy to raise your spirits. Plus, you can make it back through investments. There’s no reason to invest in the stock market. That’s pretty dumb. I’d say, invest in the moon. Start up a colony. I can see it now: Moon Man Burgers and Fries, The Bank of Moon, Moon and Son Plumbers. Then press NASA on working on a cheaper, funner way of getting up there. People will love you because a) they get to live on the moon! and b) you’ll solve the impending population issue. Maybe you’ll be the future president of the Moon!</p>

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<p>You’re sensitive? I couldn’t tell.</p>

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<p>Ouch.</p>

<p>See? I am sensitive.</p>

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<p>Now I can tell.</p>