<p>banned for questioning the color of sadness.</p>
<p>Banned for actually looking forward to school in your location. Even Hogwarts is serious business.</p>
<p>Banned for trying to ban someone</p>
<p>^Banned for failing anorexia</p>
<p>Banned for being insensitive.</p>
<p>Banned for being sensitive.</p>
<p>Banned for thinking that not liking insensitivity means being sensitive.</p>
<p>Banned for running from danger.</p>
<p>banned for running from knives. when people come at me with knives, i grab the knives and crush them with my bare hands. the only downside is that then they get scared and either wet themselves or come at me with more knives [or some combination thereof]</p>
<p>edit: arghhh, silverturtle beat me. </p>
<p>banned for beating me.</p>
<p>Banned for failing at my hands.</p>
<p>banned for living in illinois</p>
<p>Banned for not capitalizing “banned.”</p>
<p>Banned for using an unoriginal reason.</p>
<p>Banned for using a stupid reason.</p>
<p>banned for not coming up with a good reason</p>
<p>Banned for being so busy. And for living in a place that has a naughty word enclosed inside.</p>
<p>Banned for being so immature as to think that “sex” is a naughty word. Go find some really naughty ones and come back, son.</p>
<p>Banned for having a post count of… one.</p>
<p>Banned for having so many posts.</p>
<p>Banned for being slightly hypocritical.</p>