<p>^^Banned for having so few posts. (I’ll definitely wait around for the day when your post count reaches the fifth digit.)</p>
<p>^Banned for posting half a second ahead of me.</p>
<p>^Banned for being a late poster.</p>
<p>^Banned for being Jack Sparrow’s partner in crime</p>
<p>^ Banned for having a portmanteau in your name.</p>
<p>^ Banned for using a word I don’t know.</p>
<p>^ Banned for admitting instead of googling it. This is CC fool</p>
<p>^Banned for acting your shoe size divided by two</p>
<p>^Banned for mistaking factual information for a joke</p>
<p>^ Banned for making a redneck joke that wasn’t funny</p>
<p>^ Banned.</p>
<p>^ Banned for bestowing unusual punishment upon me</p>
<p>^Banned for using her computer in the kitchen.</p>
<p>^ Banned for being on the computer instead of out working to provide for the family.</p>
<p>^ Banned for thinking you’re cooler than you really are…especially on CC.</p>
<p>^Banned for editing your post.</p>
<p>EDIT: For editing your post TWICE.</p>
<p>^^Banned for denying instead of attempting to fathom</p>
<p>^ Banned for being futurexecutive.</p>
<p>^ Banned for editing a third time!</p>
<p>Figure out whatchu wanna say!</p>
<p>^ Banned for not realizing that future and I posted at the same time, banned for saying whatchu, and banned for being a URM like I am.</p>
<p>Banned for also being a URM, as I am.</p>