<p>Banned for being narrow-minded.</p>
<p>Banned for having a screen name that rhymes with ‘fugly’.</p>
<p>Banned for being decrescendo rather than diminuendo.</p>
<p>Banned for being screen-name-discriminatory.</p>
<p>Banned because the point of the game is that I ban you.</p>
<p>Banned for lack of originality.</p>
<p>Banned for not having a location.</p>
<p>Banned for suggesting that not putting a location on my profile suggests that I am somehow inferior to him or her.</p>
<p>Banned for writing on this post</p>
<p>Banned for having the screen name ‘Anonymous’ when this site already ensures anonymity.</p>
<p>Banned for putting the wrong screen name. It is Anonymous1993!</p>
<p>Banned because he/she is older than me.</p>
<p>Banned for being beside the point - Anonymous, Anonymous1993, it’s all the same.</p>
<p>Banned for using it’s instead of they’re.</p>
<p>Banned for being a woman.</p>
<p>Banned for mistaking a girl for a woman. That could have serious consequences at times.</p>
<p>Banned for posting two sentences.</p>
<p>Banned for being from the Upper East Side… everyone knows that Brooklyn’s where it’s at.</p>
<p>Banned because I’m eating multi-grain Cheerios.</p>
<p>Banned because… wth?</p>