<p>Banned for banning for no reason.</p>
<p>Banned because I’m impatient because the oven’s not hot yet and I want cornbread as soon as possible.</p>
<p>Banned because Taylor Swift has a hot, new single.</p>
<p>Banned because I’m going to Hamilton!</p>
<p>Banned because that’s the name of my old ****hole town.</p>
<p>Banned for swearing, you piece of ****.</p>
<p>Banned because two wrongs don’t make a right.</p>
<p>Banned because three lefts do.</p>
<p>Banned for being besides the point.</p>
<p>Banned for saying “besides” when it’s “beside”.</p>
<p>Banned for thinking you’re a bee.</p>
<p>Banned for banning the person who incorrectly tried to correct my impeccable grammar. =]</p>
<p>Endorsing banning for the banning of someone is bad. You are banned.</p>
<p>^^ Banned for thinking you have impeccable grammar. And for being out of the kitchen.</p>
<p>Banned for not banning CAP.</p>
<p>Banned because I’m the boss.</p>
<p>Banned because I’m stylin all over you. </p>
<p>u mad brah?</p>
<p>Banned because I’m mad, brah.</p>
<p>Banned because u mad brah.</p>
<p>Banned for not speaking proper English.</p>