<p>Banned for putting a period at the end of a sentence fragment</p>
<p>Banned for posting at the same time as I did, thus making my first ban invalid.</p>
<p>Banned for not knowing what an airplane is</p>
<p>Banned for not having any proof that person doesn’t know what an airplane is.</p>
<p>Banned for looking at this post</p>
<p>Banned because my hair is sexy.</p>
<p>Banned for a ridiculous usename.</p>
<p>^The correct grammar would be: Banned for having a ridiculous username. </p>
<p>Banned for using incorrect grammar.</p>
<p>Banned because I’m hungry.</p>
<p>Banned for making me hungry. </p>
<p>BTW:</p>
<p>Does anyone remember those Myspace bulletins that said like “only one other word rhymes with angry and hungry; repost this to find out what it is”?</p>
<p>Banned for being hungry because someone else was hungry</p>
<p>Banned for being online when I’m posting this.</p>
<p>Banned because you are posting on CC when you should be making sandwiches.</p>
<p>Banned for being fat and anorexic.</p>
<p>Banned for not being edible</p>
<p>Banned for beating me to banning toxic.</p>
<p>Banned because the fried chicken in the freezer exploded.</p>
<p>Banned because I have no idea what you are talking about.</p>
<p>Banned because, DUH, everyone knows about the exploding frozen-fried chicken
besides you.</p>
<p>Banned for being slighly condescending. Jeez. Not everyone knows about exploding chickens.</p>