<p>Banned for masturbating in front of the class.</p>
<p>Banned for not having anything legit to ban me for.</p>
<p>Banned for trying to deny what she/he did.</p>
<p>Banned for untruthful accusations.</p>
<p>Banned for not using the word slander</p>
<p>Banned for watching pr0n on an airplane.</p>
<p>Banned for slandering me</p>
<p>Banned for the disappearance of Amelia Earhart.</p>
<p>Banned because no one was at fault for her disappearance.</p>
<p>Banned for being misinformed.</p>
<p>Banned for assuming that I was misinformed rather than assuming I was simply lying.</p>
<p>Banned because a lanyard that had been residing in a dumpster for 13 years suddenly tried to choke me and attempt to administer a poison created by the CIA.</p>
<p>Banned for blaming the innocent.</p>
<p>Banned for having an even post count.</p>
<p>Banned for being from New Jersey.</p>
<p>Banned for having 3 i’s in your username.</p>
<p>Banned for having two Zs, two Ys, two Es, and two Bs in your username.</p>
<p>Banned for having 4 vowels in your username (including y).</p>
<p>Banned for using parentheses.</p>
<p>Banned because I just read 100+ pages of a book.</p>