<p>Banned for reading during the summer, even if it’s required reading</p>
<p>Banned for banning someone for something as essential to life as reading.</p>
<p>Banned for carelessly using the word “essential.”</p>
<p>Banned for making me confused.</p>
<p>Banned for being confused.</p>
<p>Banned for having an obese rat that ate my favorite spatula.</p>
<p>Banned for talking nonsense.</p>
<p>Banned for thinking TFA’s post was nonsense; you obviously don’t get it.</p>
<p>Banned for feeling superior.</p>
<p>Banned for assuming he/she will become an executive when nothing is certain.</p>
<p>Banned because the basketballs used in the 1996 Olympics exploded in Scranton today, severely injuring the actress who plays Meredith, who incidentally was eating ice cream made from the urine of a rabbit.</p>
<p>Banned for blaming everyone for random ****</p>
<p>Banned for censoring what I suspect is a swear word</p>
<p>TO:futureexecutive - Banned for not banning people for random asterisks. And for using the word “blaming” instead of “banning.” And because Donald Duck stole my wallet today, thus rendering me unable to infiltrate Russia to steal the sacred pen of power, made by Donald Trump.</p>
<p>Banned for spelling my name wrong lol</p>
<p>Banned because, well crap, I did spell your name wrong. And because the toxins in Fruit Loops created a mutated kangaroo with the ability to pole vault higher than Usain Bolt and Michael Phelps combined, even though neither of them is affiliated with pole vaulting or simmering pots of noodle soup.</p>
<p>Banned for rambling</p>
<p>Banned for being anonymous</p>
<p>Banned because I already was banned for being anonymous</p>
<p>Banned for being a #2699th replier</p>