<p>Banned for not checking post history.</p>
<p>Banned from not controlling his/her dog.</p>
<p>Banned for being an apple.</p>
<p>Banned for being equal in post count.</p>
<p>Banned for making a ■■■■■ account on cc.</p>
<p>Banned for banning the person with an equal post count.</p>
<p>Banned for being an achiever.</p>
<p>Banned for having a username that looks like “69”.</p>
<p>Banned because:</p>
<p>P1 If we use my code, cookie monster translates to 6
P2 Your user name is 694
P3 Your user name resembles 69
C Therefore, it’s hypocritical of you to ban someone of something your guilty of.</p>
<p>Banned for being too cool and clever to handle.</p>
<p>Banned for making 69 with a zero in between.</p>
<p>Banned for being obsessed with the number 69.</p>
<p>Banned for being so right.</p>
<p>Banned for being post number 3593 in this thread.</p>
<p>Banned for posting at 6:36. You must be Lucifer. Pleased to meet you.</p>
<p>Banned for coming from Jersey.</p>
<p>Banned for not being The Chosen One when the End of the World came and went.</p>
<p>banned for being a dog that is bumpy… whatever that means</p>
<p>Banned for being a noob.</p>
<p>Banned for making an FPS reference.</p>