<p>Banned for liking chelsea</p>
<p>Banned for liking calculus</p>
<p>Banned for banning yourself</p>
<p>What ^he said.</p>
<p>^^^ What he said</p>
<p>Banned for being too lazy to type what he said.</p>
<p>banned for not knowing thats probably her name, and the person that posts after me? double banned.</p>
<p>Banned for thinking it’s awkward to call a dog cute when passing by it.</p>
<p>Banned for asking whether there was a chance of of a revoked admission if you had a C or D in a course that you did not require for your major?.</p>
<p>Because you are a girl</p>
<p>Banned for writing “because you are a girl” rather than “BANNED because you are a girl”</p>
<p>Banned for ultimate ownage</p>
<p>Banned for thinking you are the first cool apple.</p>
<p>Banned for thinking he’s not the first cool apple.</p>
<p>Hence banned for thinking he is the first cool apple ^</p>
<p>Banned for overtaking me.</p>
<p>banned for posting way too much on this thread, banned for having a username that has evoked a surplus of banning reasons, and banned for being weird.</p>
<p>Banned for being weirder :)</p>
<p>Banned for being the weirdest</p>
<p>Banned for having an illegible username and ifyou meAnt the Green Bay Packers all “day” then you Are banned for being a fAn of the pack</p>