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<li>Few in the class know how to write in cursive.</li>
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<p>I knew how in third grade, but I don’t use it anymore.</p>
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<li>Email is just too slow, and they seldom if ever use snail mail.</li>
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<p>Sometimes regular mail, often email, but usually just the phone.</p>
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<li>“Go West, Young College Grad” has always implied “and don’t stop until you get to Asia…and learn Chinese along the way.”</li>
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<p>I’ve been told I need to learn Chinese to “be successful”. Same for Spanish.</p>
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<li>Al Gore has always been animated.</li>
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<p>Animated? As in cartoon, or being active? Because I’ve heard he used to be a more boring speaker.</p>
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<li>Los Angelenos have always been trying to get along.</li>
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<p>Gang wars?</p>
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<li>Buffy has always been meeting her obligations to hunt down Lothos and the other blood-suckers at Hemery High.</li>
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<p>?</p>
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<li>“Caramel macchiato” and “venti half-caf vanilla latte” have always been street corner lingo.</li>
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<p>Nope.</p>
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<li>With increasing numbers of ramps, Braille signs, and handicapped parking spaces, the world has always been trying harder to accommodate people with disabilities.</li>
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<p>Not always, but during my lifetime.</p>
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<li>Had it remained operational, the villainous computer HAL could be their college classmate this fall, but they have a better chance of running into Miley Cyrus’s folks on Parents’ Weekend.</li>
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<p>I love *2001: A Space Odyssey<a href=“the%20book”>/I</a>, but I prefer Childhood’s End.</p>
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<li>Entering college this fall in a country where a quarter of young people under 18 have at least one immigrant parent, they aren’t afraid of immigration…unless it involves “real” aliens from another planet.</li>
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<p>I am in favor of the right for people to move between countries. I’d love to meet extraterrestrial intelligent beings, but violence and xenophobia would end poorly.</p>
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<li>John McEnroe has never played professional tennis.</li>
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<p>Probably has, given this question. I just don’t follow tennis.</p>
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<li>Clint Eastwood is better known as a sensitive director than as Dirty Harry.</li>
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<p>Didn’t know he was a director. Though maybe I just forgot.</p>
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<li>Parents and teachers feared that Beavis and Butt-head might be the voice of a lost generation.</li>
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<p>Stupid show.</p>
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<li>Doctor Kevorkian has never been licensed to practice medicine.</li>
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<p>Yes, yes he was.</p>
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<li>Colorful lapel ribbons have always been worn to indicate support for a cause.</li>
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<p>Nope. Oh, and don’t forget the bracelets.</p>
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<li>Korean cars have always been a staple on American highways.</li>
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<p>Cars haven’t always been around.</p>
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<li>Trading Chocolate the Moose for Patti the Platypus helped build their Beanie Baby collection.</li>
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<p>Don’t have one. Never did.</p>
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<li>Fergie is a pop singer, not a princess.</li>
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<p>Haha, finding out that there was one of each came after some confusing news headlines.</p>
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<li>They never twisted the coiled handset wire aimlessly around their wrists while chatting on the phone.</li>
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<p>I used to have a corded phone, too.</p>
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<li>DNA fingerprinting and maps of the human genome have always existed.</li>
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<p>What is this “always existed” stuff? How about “as far as I can personally remember”?</p>
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<li>Woody Allen, whose heart has wanted what it wanted, has always been with Soon-Yi Previn.</li>
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<p>Don’t recognize her name.</p>
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<li>Cross-burning has always been deemed protected speech.</li>
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<p>Okay, no more answers to “always” ones.</p>
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<li><p>Leasing has always allowed the folks to upgrade their tastes in cars.</p></li>
<li><p>“Cop Killer” by rapper Ice-T has never been available on a recording.</p></li>
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<p>Same for “never”</p>
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<li><p>Leno and Letterman have always been trading insults on opposing networks.</p></li>
<li><p>Unless they found one in their grandparents’ closet, they have never seen a carousel of Kodachrome slides.</p></li>
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<p>Yeah.</p>
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<li><p>Computers have never lacked a CD-ROM disk drive.</p></li>
<li><p>They’ve never recognized that pointing to their wrists was a request for the time of day.</p></li>
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<p>I wore a watch, until it recently broke. Need to get that fixed.</p>
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<li><p>Reggie Jackson has always been enshrined in Cooperstown.</p></li>
<li><p>“Viewer Discretion” has always been an available warning on TV shows.</p></li>
<li><p>The first home computer they probably touched was an Apple II or Mac II; they are now in a museum.</p></li>
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<p>Unsure</p>
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<li>Czechoslovakia has never existed.</li>
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<p>Breaking my rule, to say I love history. So there.</p>
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<li><p>Second-hand smoke has always been an official carcinogen.</p></li>
<li><p>“Assisted Living” has always been replacing nursing homes, while Hospice has always offered an alternative to the hospital.</p></li>
<li><p>Once they got through security, going to the airport has always resembled going to the mall.</p></li>
<li><p>Adhesive strips have always been available in varying skin tones.</p></li>
<li><p>Whatever their parents may have thought about the year they were born, Queen Elizabeth declared it an “Annus Horribilis.”</p></li>
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<p>**I disdain British monarchs. Tiocfaidh </p>