<p>Before I answer, I'd just like to say that the whole idea of best friends is stupid.</p>
<p>1. **Are you your best friend's best friend?
<p>2. **Do you have one or multiple best friends?**
I like to spread myself around. Anyone who wants a piece of me can have one.</p>
<p>3. **Do you have no best friend?**
I obviously have a few, considering what I answered above.</p>
<p>4. **Do you think it is common that your best friend does not consider you their best friend?* *
Oh, yes. There are several people who think we're best friends despite the fact that I have evinced no great interest in them.</p>