Beta Moments General

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<p>-friday night
-at Rutgers to play with my high school band festival
-see this cute asian girl about my height in another band
-she plays the flute
-that makes her 6.5 times cuter
-tell all my friends I’m gonna get her number
-later that night at the after-performance-inter-band-pizza-party
-I see her
-hands sweaty as ever
-start walking to her
-OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG WAT DO I DO
-still walking to her
-getting closer every second
-start to shake i’m so nervous oh god please no
-im literally 3 feet away from her
-we make eye contact
-i quickly turn my head and speed-walk the other way</p>

<p>WHY do I act so beta sometimes CC</p>

<p>I haven’t had any mega-beta moments recently… I’ll post one if I can remember it.</p>

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<p>Not that good, or beta, but there ya go.</p>

<p>ok the point of this thread?</p>

<p>to embrace our inner beta</p>

<p>Oh and >>>/r9k/</p>

<p>mfw I can spend 1 hour browsing r9k and think nothing of it</p>

<p>dat feel when dfree makes the top 3 official power rankings for chill people on cc</p>

<p>Top 3? I thought I’d be #1 for sure.</p>

<p>do you listen to chris weebby he reps the CT</p>

<p>Christopher Moore?</p>

<p>Chris Webby, the rapper :p</p>

<p>I don’t listen to him, but he grew up really close to me.</p>

<p>Lol, male beta moments…? 609, no offense, but I find u really weird. U have the courage to tell a girl u love her, but not enough to just approach a girl? U need to find more confidence dude.</p>

<p>And then descuff interjects with cool story, bro. Lol.</p>

<p>Well, 98beebee. It seems as if the consequences will never be the same. You dun goofed. I have already reported you to the cyberpolice.</p>

<p>Look up Jackie Slaughter on youtube</p>

<p>Bro I’m beta all the time. I always feel somewhat insecure and I pass up opportunities for simple conversations. I’ve been killing myself for being alpha around this one girl when I first met her and after that I was beta all the time … </p>

<p>The second time I saw her, I ended up right next to her in lunch at a really really crowded table and we were elbow to elbow but I couldn’t even make myself say “hi” to her. I just sat there and stuffed my pizza into my orifice. Still killing myself for that.</p>

<p>609 it’s jessi, not jackie</p>

<p>I got some webcam video with two girls. Hmm but I know ur being sarcastic lol</p>

<p>Oh, ok jessi not jacki. Alrite then.</p>

<p>Ohyeah.</p>

<p>10char</p>