Bristol Palin & Levi Johnston

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<p>I suppose “If You Give a Moose a Muffin” is already taken …</p>

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<p>has anybody suggested condoms?</p>

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<p>OK, I know where to come when I need a good laugh. Whatever4…you are very funny!</p>

<p>Anyway, for those who were making the bets on a wedding date, I read this in the news:</p>

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<p>Well, maybe they want to go through with it quickly due to this:</p>

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<p>[Bristol</a> Palin, Levi Johnston reveal engagement - TODAY People - TODAYshow.com](<a href=“http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/38239802/ns/today-today_people/]Bristol”>http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/38239802/ns/today-today_people/)</p>

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<p>Condoms apparantly Levi won’t go for that</p>

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<p>OMG! That is hysterical!</p>

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<p>They want to get married as soon as possible - what do you bet they do it on the same day as Chelsea Clinton’s wedding…we can have dueling mothers of the bride!!! Can’t wait!</p>

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<p>“Condoms apparantly Levi won’t go for that”</p>

<p>well, I realise he probably won’t fit into magnums…</p>

<p>how about ferry tickets to the scenic and beautiful Kamchatka Penninsula? You can practically see it from there…</p>

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<p>I’m kinda guessing this puts a damper on Sarah running in '12. What a nice family values campaign that would be!</p>

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<p>My guess is that Sarah and Todd would be about as likely to attend Chelsea Clinton’s wedding as they would be to attend a ceremony uniting Bristol and Levi!</p>

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<p>start a collection! I’d pay to have the weddings on the same day.</p>

<p>Or, Bill and Sarah could hold a mud-wrestling match to see who gets that date. My money is on Bill. He has forgotten more holds than Sarah has ever known. Like the Standing Intern.</p>

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<p>^^^^
Oh my, I think this will be a long and entertaining evening!</p>

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<p>Hopeful: I wish them the best.
Realistic: They’re going to be running this three-ring media circus as long as they can.
Nasty: Wonder when we’ll hear about the divorce?</p>

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<p>Nastier: Do you think this wedding will actually ever take place, especially if the parents have any say about it.</p>

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<p>Oh, yee of little faith. Anna Nicole Smith and Howard Marshall made an improbable marriage work. HAVE FAITH!</p>

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<p>I’m so glad I found this thread. I haven’t laughed so hard in forever!</p>

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<p>Bristol Getting Married</p>

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<p>My prediction: they will have a big wedding with all the trimmings and give exclusive coverage to Us or People for a big fee. That’s how they’ll pay for the big wedding. And it just might be on the same weekend as Chelsea Clinton’s wedding.</p>

<p>What is so newsworthy about this couple is really beyond me. Levi is indeed very handsome and photogenic, but they haven’t done anything besides have a child together and be related to Sarah Palin.</p>

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<p>Don’t forget Levi’s posing nude for playgirl!</p>

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<p>One-carat diamond for Bristol according to Entertainment Tonight.</p>

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<p>Ahahaha, glorious!</p>